Living In The Greatest City I...

By philocalic

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(COMPLETED) What happens when the entire Hamilton group is in the 21st century - and are in college? Stuck... More

Chapter 1: The Introductions Of A Potentially Hazardous Group
Chapter 2: The Envious Confessions of a Slightly Drunk Couple
Chapter 3: Maria Reynolds Protection Squad
Chapter 4: The Kid - I Mean, Turtle, Angel Schuyler-Laurens
Chapter 5: Girl Problems, Boy Problems, Wait, Ice Cream!
Chapter 6: Lessons about French and Smoking Sunflowers
Chapter 7: I Hate You, I Like You, No, It's Awkward Again
Chapter 8: TurtleBoi Passes Out
Chapter 9: Dates, Double Dates, Triple Dates, I Don't Know The Word...
Chapter 10: Close Your Mouth, I know I'm Beautiful
Chapter 11: That American Fizzy Magic
Chapter 12: The Angelic Angel Angelica
Chapter 13: Daddy Told Me Not To Have Relationships...?
Chapter 14: Petite Poisson, nagent/Small Fish, swim
Chapter 15: Take A Break (Or I'll Make You)
Chapter 16: Everyone Ships It
Chapter 17: Kitchen Duty - Doody
Chapter 18: Schuyler, Schuyler, Schu - well - Hamilton, Wait, Schuyler?
Chapter 19: Wait!
Chapter 20: This Is What We Call "A Bad Nurse"
Chapter 21: Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
Chapter 22: Will You Throw Away Your Shot?
Chapter 23: Hurt
Chapter 24: Helplessly Helpless
Chapter 25: Thank You and A Small DEH Question!
Chapter 26: No One Deserves To Disappear
Chapter 27: What Happened In The Room
Chapter 28: Say No, Alex
Chapter 29: Congratulations, Hope You're Satisfied
Chapter 30: That's How You Know You Messed Up
Chapter 31: Him
Chapter 32: Let It Go
Chapter 33: The Fashion Major Strikes Again
Chapter 34: Just Fix It!
Chapter 35: I Mean, They Pop Out Randomly, Like Toasters
Chapter 37: Now, This Is A Wedding
Chapter 38: Wait... What?
Chapter 39: Nobody Needs To Know
Chapter 40: Lady Issues
Chapter 41: The Baby Project Starts
Chapter 42: Beware Of The Fatal Pillows
Chapter 43: Schuyler → Hamilton, Peggy → ... Who?
Chapter 44: Your Hotness, Eliza: Making Things Worse Since 1757!
Chapter 45: This A-fork-able Group
Chapter 46: Love In The Air In The Greatest City In The World
Epilogue: The Crazy Kids Of New York
Epilgoue 2: The Private And Intimate Life Of The House
Epilogue 3: Here and Queer
Epilogue 4: The Mess I Call My Family
Other Stories!

Chapter 36: How To Ditch A Wedding 101

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Angelica screamed almost as loud as Eliza.

"WHAT'S WRONG WHO ROBBED US WHO LIVED WHO DIED?!" John walked past Angie and his jaw dropped. "That's not good. That's reeeaally not good."

"WHAT DO WE DO THEY COULD BE DEAD OR DYING OR DEAD!" 

"I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S YOUR SISTER!"

"HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND!"

"WHY IS EVERYONE SCRE-" Peggy had come into the room. "Oh no. Oh no no no, Eliza did not just ditch her own wedding."

"WHAT DO WE DO?!" Angelica started to pace around the room.

"Split up, you guys search the campus, me and Laf will take the courtyard, and I'll send Hercules and Maria to the outskirts of town." Peggy was always the prepared one.

"Okay, but maybe you should dress first?" Angelica asked.

Peggy yelped when she noticed that she was wearing her bright yellow pajamas with ducks on them in front of John and Angie. 

"Uh, yeah, you too." Peggy ran back into her dorm and started yelling at Maria to wake up.

"Okay, I'll change in the bathroom, you can use the dorm." Before John could fully grasp her words, Angie had already taken the bathroom.

"Hey! That's not fair!"

"Love you, too!"

oOo

Eliza's POV

"This is, by far, the best idea you've ever had!" Eliza squealed, sneaking into the venue for the wedding.

Alex raised an eyebrow.

"Oh, and proposing to me was also a good idea," Eliza added, blushing.

Alex laughed and picked Eliza up. "A toast to the bride!" He called, grabbing a plate and lifting the cover over the cake up. He put Eliza down right next to the cake. "Let's go."

"YUM!" Eliza whispered, grabbing a knife and cutting out a big slice for herself.

Alex smiled. "Thank god you're not like the other girls who would freak out if they ate a minuscule speck of cake!"

Eliza shrugged. "A girl has to have some luxuries."

"I'm so glad I'm getting married to you," Alex kissed her.

Eliza grinned. "If Angie was here, she'd freak out about this being a promise marriage not the real one."

Alex shuddered. "I get scared of that one sometimes."

"Speaking of which, should we call her and tell her where we are?" Eliza asked, her mouth full with cake.

They both looked at each other, then at the cake. "Nah."

oOo

Angelica ran around the campus, her phone lying cold in the hoodie she had stolen from John.

"It's cold, and I'm sure Eliza and Alex can take care of themselves," John tried to reassure Angie.

Angie glared determinedly at the ground. "I will not let my sister miss her wedding!" 

She shoved her hands in her pockets and trudged forward.

John stared at her retreating form. "You look adorable in my hoodie."

Angelica half sighed, half scoffed. "Of course, what every girl wants to be called by her boyfr - "

"Hot. Cute. Beautiful," John interrupted, smirking at her flustered expression. 

Angelica blushed. Their lips were about to touch when -

"There you are!" Peggy screamed, running towards them.

"I think you interrupted something," Hercules smirked, punching John in the shoulder.

"No one found them anywhere!" Peggy wrung her hands, looking nervous.

Angelica suddenly felt her phone vibrate.

TommyTheTrain is calling.

"Hey!" Thomas's voice sounded over the phone.

"Sorry, can't talk, Eliza and Alex are missing on the day of their wedding," Angelica hurriedly cut him off. She noticed John looking at her, almost jealously.

Thomas gasped, but Angie thought she could hear him sniggering slightly. "Well... have you tried calling her?" 

Angelica slapped her forehead. "I'LL CALL YOU LATER."

She dialed Eliza's phone number frantically.

"Hello?" said a slightly muffled voice.

"ELIZA WHAT THE ACTUAL F-"

"Don't finish that sentence." Eliza said complacently. "So, what's up?"

"WHERE ARE YOU?" Angie screamed into her phone.

Eliza awkwardly laughed. "Cake. Me. Alex. Venue?"

Angelica screamed. "IT IS 8:48!"

Eliza whistled under his breath. "I am totally AMAZED by this!"

Angelica took a deep breath in. "Your wedding starts at 9:00."

Eliza sighed. "No, it doesn't. It starts at 4:20, in the afternoon."

Angelica glared at the phone. "I think not! It either starts at 9:00, 10:00, or 11:00."

Eliza must've taken out the wedding invitation details, because she gasped. "It starts at 11:00, OH NO, I NEED HELP!"

"WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!" Angelica could've laughed at her sister's dependence on her.

Eliza coughed. "Right now, I'm covered in chocolate and I probably gained, like, 50 pounds? So, I might not be able to fit into my wedding dress."

Angelica had no words.

"What? Alex had the great idea to have a cake fight!"

"You two really are perfect for each other." Angelica sighed.

"ALEXANDER! DO NOT EAT CAKE FROM THE FLOOR!" Eliza suddenly screamed, causing Angelica to almost drop her phone.

"Sorry, yeah. Can you get my dress and all those cool stuff?" Eliza asked.

"Fine, but only because you're the bride of honor."

"Thanks sis! ALEX, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO BREAK INTO THE - Wait, the venue's a surprise, bye!"

Angelica shut her phone and faced the others. "We need a new cake."

John simply shook his head, as if he had seen it coming.

oOo

Eliza ran around the venue's dressing room, trying to change in record time. She still hadn't shown them the actual venue, but all Angelica knew was that it was very cold and she was wearing a short dress with even shorter sleeves.

"This is the first time I'm wearing short sleeves in public ever since... well, you know," Angelica whispered to John.

John squeezed her hand. "We'll get through this, one way or another."

Angelica smiled and kissed him. "You should be an encouragement ad, John."

"Who said I'm not?"

Angelica just laughed and disappeared into the girl's room with Eliza yelling at her to "stop kissing John and help me with this freaking son of a biscuit called a zipper."

John surveyed the room of boys with an amused expression. Hercules and Laf were wrestling on the floor and Alex was struggling to tie his bow.

"Work, work!" John called, sighing when no one listened to him.

"I have so much work to do," John groaned.

"TAKE A BREAK!" Peggy screamed from the other room.

"RUN AWAY WITH ANGIE THIS SUMMER, YOU CAN GO UPSTATE!" Eliza called

John turned on the radio. The Wade-Green Pamphlet was playing.

"I LOVE THIS SONG! SO CATCHY!" Alex suddenly screamed, his eyes lighting up.

"I HATE IT!" Eliza screamed back.

Alex blushed. "Of course, I meant to say I hate it. So... er, non-catchy."

Eliza sighed. "My favorite song is Defenseless or Scorch from Miranda."

Angelica laughed. "But at the end of the day we can all agree Anthony Ramos is the hottest, right?"

John could hear Eliza snigger from the other room. "Nah, Lin will always be the best."

"What about Daveed?" Peggy piped up.

"They all died two hundred years ago!" Maria said.

Eliza shrieked. "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!"

"Like how Mike Faist never died?"

Eliza shrieked louder.

John snapped his fingers in front of Alex's face. "WORK! WHOAAAAA! WHY WOULD THROW A BOWTIE AT ME, I'M JUST TRYIN' TO HELP!"

"My wedding! I can slack off until the final moment, John."

"Alexander Hamilton slacking off? That's a first."

"Shoot, you're right!" Alex jumped up. "I need the correct pants! I'm pretty sure these are John's!"

"WHAT?!"

Anyone got the 'son of a biscuit' reference from a Wattpad book? 

How do you think the wedding will turn out? And what's this secret venue?

Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Our next chapter will be cool, to say the least, lowkey in honor of Christmas... Infinity gets it.

- Angie and Eliza

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