54. GROUPCHAT
ANTHONY
GUYS
TOM
Mackie no
SEBASTIAN
Mackie yES
ANTHONY
omg u all need to get in there
CHRIS
what why
ANTHONY
ohouehoho
MINNIE
abt to tell us something tom doesn't want u to ?? I'm in !
TOM
ROBERT
this better be good
ANTHONY
I've been howling with laughter for the best part of an hour
TOM
give me death
SEBASTIAN
the anticipation is killing me here
LIZZIE
are you gonna make the kid cry again, Anthony?
ANTHONY
again ?? why didn't I know there was a first time
TOM
MINNIE
im living and idk even know what ur gonna say yet
TOM
my New Years resolution is to make new friends that don't ruin my life
SEBASTIAN
hahaha gone 1
MINNIE
since when were we your FRIENDS lmao
CHRIS
c'mon Mackie what dirt have u got for us today
ANTHONY
so apparently tom did something to embarrass his friend harrison and harrison (my official favourite person in life) wanted some petty revenge on tom so he sent me some screenshots of a conversation him and tom had in like uuUUuuuUUUuuh may
LIZZIE
may was a big month for us all he couldve said so many different things
TOM
I beg of u to end my suffering before it hath truly begun
ANTHONY
nope !
MINNIE
omg this is gonna be good
ROBERT
oh
ROBERT
OH
ROBERT
oh dear
ROBERT
I think I've seen these screenshots
TOM
wait what now
ROBERT
you know, the one's about that spider-man fanfiction you wrote
TOM
NO noT THOSE ONES
SEBASTIAN
today keeps getting better and better !
ANTHONY
these screenshots are of a conversation that took place shortly after a certain twitter announcement on may 2nd
MINNIE
wait a minute
TOM
njouibhyuvgtycfsed pls no more
LIZZIE
wait what's so significant about may 2nd
TOM
nothing at all
CHRIS
I swear there was civil war casting announcement that day
ANTHONY
dID Y'ALL KNOW THAT TOM HAS A BIG FAT MONSTER CRUSH ON MINNIE
TOM
SEBASTIAN
this is the best thing that's happened to me all year
ROBERT
it's January 9th
SEBASTIAN
THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME ALL YEAR
CHRIS
oh my god
MINNIE
idk whether to laugh or cry
TOM
in my defence
ROBERT
yes, son, why don't you go ahead and dig that hole even deeper !
TOM
I'm closer in age to Minnie than Minnie is to Chris ?
MINNIE
nooooooo stop talking
CHRIS
my wedding vows are just going to be me reading this groupchat outloud
TOM
harrison is a dead man
ROBERT
what did you even do to him to make him want revenge
TOM
all I did was put shredded paper in his shoes, nOT RUIN HIS ENTIRE LIFE
LIZZIE
jeez quit whining you big baby
SEBASTIAN
I'm going to tell EVERYONE that I speak to on the press tour
ANTHONY
me too me too !!
MINNIE
this is hilarious and devastating
TOM
I'm never gonna be able to speak to any of you ever again
CHRIS
don't you have a multi-movie contract though
TOM
fuckjnbhvguycftdx
TOM
faking my death and moving to france
LIZZIE
why france
TOM
croissants
MINNIE
seems like a good valid reason bye bye
ANTHONY
hey guys hey guys
ANTHONY
does anyone remember that time like two minutes ago when I told u all that tom told Harrison he was 'like in love with her oh my god'
ANTHONY
WHAT A HOOT AND A HALF THAT WAS
MINNIE
brb whilst I violently vomit (((:
TOM
the second I met her that crush disappeared anyway shE'S A DEMON
MINNIE
teenaged boys are mean to the girls that they like, tom, we see right through u
TOM
brb I just need to throw things for a while
SEBASTIAN
watching others suffer brings me joy
ROBERT
I shouldn't be laughing but I can't help it
LIZZIE
im catching second-hand embarrassment for him
ANTHONY
wanna know the funniest part of all of this
CHRIS
Harrison didn't send you any screenshots, did he not?
ANTHONY
nope!