Eric is Calling....
*Ladybird picks up*
Hello
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Er Eric you there?
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Eric my dude, have you died
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Seriously are you ok
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Ok Eric do you flipping have asthma because you're breathing all weird
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Oh my god Eric, please try and give me some sign that you're ok
*grunts*
Ok so does that mean you're fine, or are you in so much pain that you can't even speak
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Fine if you're feeling ok, and you're not dying clap your hands, if you can, if you're dying grunt
*claps hands*
Oh thank god
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Now that I know that your aren't dying, can you speak
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Eric seriously why aren't you talking to me, you're that one that called
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Dude you know how to speak English, so speak
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Man this is getting annoying, goodbye Mr Silent
*Ladybird hangs up*