Sailor CancerCrab Moon Moko [Karkat] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
Billy Joe Cobra [BJC] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
Karkat: BILLY
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BJC: KARKAT
Karkat: I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU.
BJC: where have you been, brotisserie? i've been looking all over
BJC: yes
BJC: of course my love
BJC: anything for you
Karkat: <3
Karkat: OK...
Karkat: DO YOU...
Karkat: WANT TO BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL?
BJC: does this involve a contract?
BJC: BU
Karkat: POSSIBLY.
BJC: then hell yeah i do
Karkat: *POINTS MAGICAL STAFF AT BJC*
Karkat: OK THEN..
BJC: hit me up kyuubro
Karkat: *HE SAYS THE MAGIC WORDS AND LIGHT AND SPARKLES ENGULF BJC*
BJC: this is the best moment of my life
BJC: *dances around in the sparkles*
Karkat: *WHEN THE SPARKLES CLEAR BJC IS WEARING A ADORABLE SAILOR UNIFORM, ONE SIMILAR TO KARKATS*
BJC: im feelin the kawaii
BJC: B)
Karkat: WE ARE SO KAWAII
Karkat: WE ARE "SOOOOOOO SUGOIIII AN SHIT*
Karkat: WE WILL MAKE MENS KOKOROS GO DOKI DOKI
BJC: ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
Karkat: YES.
Karkat: NOW BILLY
Karkat: I MUST GIVE YOU A NEW NAME
Karkat: YOUR NEW NAME IS...
BJC: my mirrors have all exploded with my kawaii and trust me i have a lot
BJC: yes
BJC: of course
BJC: miss sailor cancercrab moon moko
Karkat: SAILOR BILLY MOON MOKO
Karkat: YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO...
Billy Joe Cobra [BJC] is now Sailor Billy Moon Moko [BJC]. ~~ 2 ~~
Karkat: MAKE CHILDREN CRY BY LOOKING AT THEM...
Karkat: WITH YOUR EYEBALLS...
BJC: thats what looking means yep
BJC: cry with joy or?
BJC: cuz i think i already do that B)
Karkat: WELL
Karkat: WE WILL NEVER KNOW
Karkat: I THINK ITS BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING YOUR CALVES LOOK WITH THAT SKIRT.
BJC: ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
Karkat: HERE
Karkat: * THROWS YOU A MAGIC WAND*
BJC: now do i go around and do this to people too?
Karkat: YES.
BJC: sweet kicks bro i'm lovin this
Karkat: SPREAD THE KAWAII LOVE
Karkat: BE FREEEEE MY CHILDREN!
BJC: desu! ಥ⌣ಥ
BJC: thank you for this life changing experience
BJC: i shall go and let everyone have this chance
Karkat: I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU BILLY! *HUNGER GAMES 3 FINGER GOODBYE KISS THING*
BJC: live long and prosper my sugoiii friend
BJC: billy moon moko out
Karkat: GOODBYE MY STUDENT...
Karkat: YOUR SEMPAI IS PROUD.
Sailor Billy Moon Moko [BJC] disconnected.