**Narrator's POV**
Roman was getting very impatient with the VIL.
Roman: Can we please just go do the diss song!
VIL: See your no fun Roman. Come on.
So they started rapping to the song Roman in Moscow:
[Verse 1]
I’m big bully, no bike gear
I told you bitches last year, I’m a rap bitch nightmare
That’s why I call you Buzz Lightyear
’Cause by the time you start buzzin’, bitch, you gone have white hair
Paparazzi was a fright scare
When I landed out in London it was lookin’ like Mike Dear
Mike Jack, who’s bad?
Ain’t on my period, but I got a new pad
Channel 5, news flash
Pussy clean, who smash?
None of y’all, Canary Yellow Ball
These bitches should be worshippin’ me in the synagogue!
Hum, hum, done the prayer
B-b-b-b-bitch I ball, underwear
Oh! Hum, hum, done the prayer?
Did I tell ’em that I ball, underwear?
Okay
Roman, yall want the full? [4x]
Bitches is insane
These bitches ain’t in my lane
Only bitches in the plane is bitches that give me brain!
[Verse 2]
Hold on, this shit is lethal
Roman, this is the sequel
Moscow, that’s where I keep 'em
Until he’s fully charged
Your favorite rapper prolly suck
As for me, Icy, hockey puck
Anyway, I’m on that new shit
Every trend, I introduce it
Motherfuck you with a big dick
I’m a racist, I’m a bigot
Bitch, I’m thicker than a midget
Yeah I’m crazy, just a smidgen
Motherfuck me, get my waffle
Please forgive me for my nasal
Hold on…fuck you
Brace yourself, buck tooth
Yeah I golf, putt two
Swallow balls, nuts toooo-
Camel toe
Roman, yall want the full? [4x]
Bitches is insane
These bitches ain’t in my lane
Only bitches in the plane is bitches that give me brain!
Yeah, ain’t no motherfuckin’ bridge, bitch
Ain’t no motherfuckin’ hook, ain’t no motherfuckin’ third motherfuckin’ verse
Roman’s back, bitch
I fucked up your life last year this time, remember dat?
Remember dat, bitch? [2x]
I’m baaaaaaaaccccck
[Outro]
I double-dog dare ya
I double-dog dare ya
I double-dog any one of ya bitches to come out
I triple-dog dare ya
I triple-dog dare ya
I triple-dog any one of ya bitches to come out
I quadruple-dog dare ya
I quadruple-dog dare ya
I quadruple-dog any one of ya bitches to come out
I—uh—five times dare…you…bitch-ass hoes…YEAUHH!
VIL: Yasss this song is so amazing.
Roman: Now can we go back home and unfreeze everything?
VIL: Uggh fine.
They poofed back to America and unfreeze everything and sat on the couch. Martha came through the door. The VIL sat up straight and changed their voice back to Loriee's.
Martha: Why hello my beautiful children.
VIL: Hi mother.
Roman: Waddup.
Martha: So Loriee, what exactly did Roman do wrong while i was gone?
Roman looked at Martha and threw his hands up.
Roman: I didnt do nothin!!!!
VIL: Well mother, surprisingly Roman behaved himself.
Martha's eyes got big.
Martha: Well okay. What ever you did Loriee it worked.
Loriee giggles
Martha: Well im going to bed. Good night.
VIL: Good night mother.
Ugghhh even though those voices are getting on my nerves, but Roman might have a trick up his sleeve later on.