• ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ •
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" Look who's stupid now. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Okay wow, can you maybe help me instead of just watching? "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" In a moment, I just find this situation very funny. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Me getting hurt is funny to you? "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" No, just the fact that I told you not to jump down the stairs and you did anyway is funny to me. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Well not to me, help me up "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" hmmm, no. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" What the hell? Fucking help. "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" Only if you do one thing for me. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I can't do anything for you if I can't even get up on my own. "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" I guess I can't help you then... "
ʏᴏᴜ
" God damn it what do you want? "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" You have to.......kiss me every minute for the next week. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Every minute? No way. "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" Why??? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Because what if I'm on the toilet? You want me to get up with shit in my ass just to walk over to kiss you? I think the fuck not. "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
" Okay whatever.... "
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
*Helps you up anyway*
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• ᴊɪᴍɪɴ •
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
" Are you okay? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Do I look okay? "
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
" Most of the time- "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Jimin. "
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
" Yeah sorry, can you move your wrist? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Nuh uh, it hurts..... "
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
" Can you move your fingers? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" A little... "
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
" It doesn't seem like it's broken, but we'd better go to the hospital just to get it checked out. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Yeah.. "
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
" Come on, let's go, I got you so don't worry. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" You said the same thing when you were encouraging me to do a handstand now look where we are. "
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
" Hahaha..... "
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
*Takes you to the hospital*
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• ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ •
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
" Do you need me to pick you up? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" No....I'm fine.. "
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
" You don't look fine, just let me help you. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I don't wanna bother you... "
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
" Y/ɴ, you're my girlfriend/boyfriend, you bother me all the time, so just let me help you, okay? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Haha, alright..... "
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
" This is what you get tho, for wearing those shoes you know are too big for your feet. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Hey! I was just trying to look good for you! "
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
" You don't have to try so hard, you always look good, you probably don't notice it, but I do. "
ʏᴏᴜ
"What would I do without you...?"
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
" I have absolutely no idea. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Same here "
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
" Guess that means we're made for each other. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Yep, guess so."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
*Gives you a piggy back ride*
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• sᴜɢᴀ •
ʏᴏᴜ
" Don't touch it! "
sᴜɢᴀ
" Stop being dramatic, do you want it to get infected?"
ʏᴏᴜ
" .......... "
sᴜɢᴀ
" I didn't think so, now hold still. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Ow ow ow ow ow ow! Stop! Wait! "
sᴜɢᴀ
" The longer you wait the more it's gonna hurt. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I can't help it, what if you were me?"
sᴜɢᴀ
" I'd suck it up and just go with it, I wouldn't want my foot to become infected and start looking ugly. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Well....okay then... "
sᴜɢᴀ
" How did you even manage to cut your foot on the door? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I didn't know the nail was right there... "
sᴜɢᴀ
" Well maybe next time you should watch where you're going and this won't happen again. "
ʏᴏᴜ
"Yeah.....I was stupid..."
sᴜɢᴀ
" See? All done. You were talking so much you didn't even notice. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I guess so, huh? "
sᴜɢᴀ
" Yeah, now you're gonna have to walk on it a little bit so the rest of the puss can come out on it's own but don't overwork yourself okay? I know you have school/work in the morning and I don't want you to tire yourself out. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Aww are you worried about me? "
sᴜɢᴀ
" No, I just don't want to deal with you more than I already have toᴏ. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Hey! "
sᴜɢᴀ
*Treats your wound*
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• ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ •
ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ
" OMFG Y/ɴ ARE YOU OKAY!? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I'm fine Hobi it's just- "
ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ
" IT'S JUST WHAT!? DO I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE? THE AMBULANCE?! THE NBA!?CHANNEL 9 NEWS???????!!"
ʏᴏᴜ
" Babe- "
ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ
" YOU'RE GONNA DIE OF BLOOD LOSS YOU'RE GONNA GET INFECTED AND YOU'LL BE THE REASON FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED TO CALL A SCIENTIST! "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Calm down- "
ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ
" NO YOU CALM DOWN AND STOP YELLING AT ME! "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I'm not yelling- "
ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ
" SHE'S GONE CRAZY ITS SPREADING ITS SPREADING! "
ʏᴏᴜ
" For fucks sake it's just a paper cut! "
ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ
" A PAPER CUT THAT COULD POSSIBLY END ALL OF HUMANITY! "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I'm so done with this boy, so done "
ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ
*Becomes dramatic*
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• ʀᴍ •
ʏᴏᴜ
" Do you even know what you're doing?"
ʀᴍ
" Somewhat, I took a brief class in medicine but it was only for three weeks. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Well, even if it was for a short time, knowing that brain of yours I trust you know what you're doing. "
ʀᴍ
" Good, now hold still, it won't burn at first but when it starts to sizzle, that's when the pain comes in. Now that will last for awhile but that's only because it's cleaning it. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Telling me everything I need to know huh? "
ʀᴍ
" Hahaha, your knee will heal up soon enough, why didn't you tell me you didn't know how to ride a bike? "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Because it's embarrassing to admit to something that you can't do when others are watching and expecting....guess I just didn't want to disappoint you."
ʀᴍ
" You won't disappoint me, I'm not exactly the best dancer and you see me admitting it all the time. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" That's because you're you. "
ʀᴍ
" You tried, that's all that matters, just tell me if you can't do something so we can work on getting you better at it instead. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Okay. "
ʀᴍ
*Starts giving you info about your wound*
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• ᴊɪɴ •
ᴊɪɴ
" If you just would've listened to me and not tried to pick up that stray cat, we wouldn't be in this situation. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" But it looked lonely! "
ᴊɪɴ
" You can't just go around picking up stray cats! "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I just wanted to give him a nice home... "
ᴊɪɴ
" Well he didn't want to live with you."
ʏᴏᴜ
"The way you say it sounds so mean.."
ᴊɪɴ
" I'm just telling the truth. That cat scratched up your face pretty bad. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Am I ugly now? "
ᴊɪɴ
" You've always been ugly. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" Bitch- "
*Jins Window Washing Laugh*
ᴊɪɴ
"I'm Just joking, you're still beautiful, even with all the scratches on your face. "
ʏᴏᴜ
" I love you- "
ᴊɪɴ
" But not as beautiful as me "
*Gives you a pep talk, while laughing at you*
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