Porn Tech Support (Wattys 201...

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❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞ In which a crazy girl calls a porn tech su... Plus

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cast
part one.
spank me daddy.com
don't kink shame my gay porn
yo whaddup my name is jeff
i personally feel so attacked right now
getting dem digits boi
dante is a fuckboy that neglects all stereotypes
#growyourasslikeyougrowyourweed
drunk snapping is my way to show you love
what are you heteros up to
dry spell turn my vagina into the sahara
i'll be drunk again to feel a little love
what the living fuck is kombucha
dante's stereotype is now a dank ass hipster
no this is patrick
basic starbucks coffee and tumblr edgiNESS
she popping out on the 'gram
how to stalk someone 101
it's true love when he tags you in memes
you're a special kind of stupid now aren't you?
finals is the time to abandon your religion
what is it like to be the side hoe
any plans for tonight
freedom hail upon us and liberation is near
alcohol + vague sexual tension can get you anywhere
baby girl got a problem
nobody's gonna hurt you baby
it's time to get clean
part two.
we're in different places with different faces
being an adult means you fucking up is your responsibility
north korea please nuke me
what are we
self-depreciation elevated to it's highest artform
being in your twenties and in love sounds like a paradox
borderline happy and borderline sad
i thought we were fam man
freaky-deaky kinks and good night sleeps
things are gonna get down
nice to meet you, where you've been
i don't wanna say i love you just yet
part three
we're running out of time
what happened in toronto
lil pump is quaking (though that might be the lean)
everybody's busy with their lives
an update that will butter your egg rolls
do you perchance have a tumblr
no one will ever complete you
act like you miss me, no u don't bleed truth
started from the bottom now we're here
just hope you know that i care
time square can't shine as bright as you
hope that you're happy, even if it doesn't include me.
our venn diagrams are one circle.
is this the end of all my endings

in the last eight months

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dante | nova

[VOICEMAIL]

"Hey, I know you probably won't hear this since you're in rehab and you're not allowed any technology...but I hope you're doing alright. My results came out. Did pretty okay, should be able to graduate. Anyway, I hope you're doing okay and hopefully we get to talk soon." 

[SNAPCHAT]

dantegetonmyinferno:

hey!!

 i know you can't read this but i hope you're doing good

get well soon xx

[SNAPCHAT]

dantegetonmyinferno:

so i know it's been six months and you're still not out but i've quit the tech support because i found somewhere a little less awkward to work at

at least i don't have to face the dead silence of disappointment when my parents ask me what i do

i've decided to go for my post grad

idk where yet but i'll let you know x

[VOICEMAIL]

"Hey I know you probably have tons of voicemails from your family and your other friends but I hope you're still doing okay! It's been almost eight months...man, how does time pass. I just decided to leave this voicemail to tell you that I, uh, decided to do my post-grad in Amsterdam since they're the perfect place for international law... so yeah, call me when you get out. We should catch up when you feel better before I leave." 

[SNAPCHAT]

pemberleynova97 is typing...

pemberleynova97:

hey i tried to call you when i got out

but i got a new number and your old one doesn't seem to work

anyway, um, text me when you get this alright? wanna know how you've been doing after eight months xx

-

song of the update: don't mind me by jute$

dedicated to barelylethal-.

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