HANKOOK SNAKES.CO
you, daehwi, saucelin, baejin, aera,
jihoon, shin ah
JIHOON:
snakes and gentlemen
JIHOON:
is anyone here
JIHOON:
someone give me the answer to
question 10
JIHOON:
i'm in a hurry if you couldn't tell
DAEHWI:
i can't tell
YOU:
this group was dead why'd u revive it snake
YOU:
i thought i could get away from this hell
SHIN AH:
u thought binchy
SHIN AH:
once ure fahmeelee, ure always fahmeelee
SHIN AH:
now send us the answer
JIHOON:
just give me the answer man
JIHOON:
i can't fail this
JIHOON:
i already messed up my maths last week
i can't fail english literature too
YOU:
should've realized that before going
to everland yesterday
SAUCELIN:
you don't say
DAEHWI:
why did y'all bring your phones into the
exam hall ffs
SHIN AH:
ASK YOURSELF
JIHOON:
i don't need people questioning about
me and everland here
JIHOON:
where's aera
YOU:
why you lookin for my woman
JIHOON:
your woman studied for this i need
my answers
SAUCELIN:
i don't think she brought her phone
SHIN AH:
she probably did and is just ignoring
us on purpose lmao
DAEHWI:
she done with jihoon and his shit
JIHOON:
you guys really aren't gonna give me the
fucking answer to this shakespeare
question aren't ya
JIHOON:
y'all gonna ignore me like that?
JIHOON:
me? park jihoon?
JIHOON:
japanese name paku jihun?
JIHOON:
english name jihoon park?
JIHOON:
boy of winks?
YOU:
boy of winks wyd
DAEHWI:
yes
AERA:
yes now get out
YOU:
hi babe
AERA:
herro bro
DAEHWI:
bro
SHIN AH:
bro
JIHOON:
oh no
JIHOON:
this feels worse than me not getting answers
AERA:
what
JIHOON:
today we lost a brother😩😔🙏🏼
SAUCELIN:
our woojin hyung...👏🏼😛😂
SAUCELIN:
i mean 🙏🏼😭😪*
SHIN AH:
he was a good guy
DAEHWI:
i can't believe he's gone
SAUCELIN:
gone to the land of brozone
YOU:
i'm not dead bitch
DAEHWI:
sometimes i still hear him
DAEHWI:
it makes me miss him more
SAUCELIN:
why is park aera like this
AERA:
why am i like what
AERA:
son did you just call me by my full name?
SAUCELIN:
say. it. back.
SAUCELIN:
and yes i did
AERA:
it. back?
JIHOON:
wow and i thought i was dumb
YOU:
you ARE dumb
SHIN AH:
only FAX
YOU:
realer than guanlin's vanza the world
SAUCELIN:
THAT WAS A YEAR AGO GET 👏🏼
OVER👏🏼 IT👏🏼
JIHOON:
shin ah is out here roasting me when she's
asking for answers too the audacity
AERA:
anyways, when is the exam gonna end
i'm so bored i finished half an hour ago
AERA:
and why is this gc alive
JIHOON:
i revived this gc
SAUCELIN:
i wish you could revive your grades too
but too bad
YOU:
stfu i miss this
AERA:
savage lin was The Lin.
JIHOON:
N E WAYS BACK TO THE TOPIC
SHIN AH:
AERA GIVE ME THE ANSWER TO QUESTION 10
AERA:
no
JIHOON:
AW COME ON ITS A 12 MARKS QUESTION
THIS CAN SAVE MY GRADE
JIHOON:
GRADE AS IN MY FUTURE
DAEHWI:
what future
YOU:
STUFIFOFKFK
JIHOON:
u snakes are letting me die alone
JIHOON:
3park are sitting right next to each other but
they don't want to share answers
JIHOON:
fucking selfish ass cunts
JIHOON:
i hope y'all fail
JIHOON:
WTF WOOJIN U DIDNT HAVE TO
KICK MY FUCKING TABLE
YOU:
u deserved it now shut up and get back to work
JIHOON:
how am i supposed to do this when i
dropped my pen thanks to your kick
AERA:
pick👏🏼 it 👏🏼up?? 👏🏼
AERA:
or use your blood
AERA:
whichever u want but i prefer the later
AERA:
BRO U DIDNT HAVE TO KICK MY TABLE AND KNOCK OVER MY EXPENSIVE LIMITED EDITION NIKE SIPPY CUP BITCH
SAUCELIN:
THE BLUE ONE?????!!!!
YOU:
THE BLUE ONE!!!!!!!!!
SAUCELIN:
BINCHY IS BLOCKED
JIHOON:
i love you too so hold your paper higher
so i can see it
SAUCELIN:
where's jinyoung
JIHOON:
did u just igNORE MY CALLING FOR HELP
JIHOON:
ME,??? PARK JIHOON??
JIHOON:
JAPANESE NAME PAKU JIHUN?
YOU:
WE GET IT
AERA:
he wants to pee but i think he's stuck on
question 10 too
DAEHWI:
i answered it just now but i noticed it was wrong so i had to redo it again ugh
DAEHWI:
I NEED MY A
JIHOON:
at least you know something man i'm here
wanting to pass this shit and y'all here complaining about not getting an A bruh
JIHOON:
give it tO ME
YOU:
OH BABY GIV IT TO ME
SAUCELIN:
OH OH OH WOOOHHHHH
DAEHWI:
i love my queenies
JIHOON:
mr yoon just called 15 minutes and i'm still
stuck on this question
SHIN AH:
better chop chop and get on with it lmao
JIHOON:
i thought u were asking for answers
WITH ME
SAUCELIN:
she asked from juho
SHIN AH:
he gave me those answers without a word i love him already
YOU:
go back to jinyoung
JIHOON:
I THOUGHT WE WERE FAHMEELEE
SHIN AH
JIHOON:
I AM DISSAPOINTED
SHIN AH:
my parents are too i get that a lot
AERA:
speaking of jinyoung, he keeps moving
around his seat it's so distracting
YOU:
why u lookin at him
BAEJIN:
my phone was in my back pocket and it
kept vibrating
BAEJIN:
i thought it was the jalapeño quesadilla
i had yesterday erupting in my ass
BAEJIN:
so what's all the commotion?
BAEJIN:
oh jihoon asking for answers, what's new
SAUCELIN:
hi hyung how's your ass?
YOU:
lin...
JIHOON:
bro u know the answer to question 10
BAEJIN:
no but i wouldn't give it to u even if i knew
JIHOON:
the j in jinyoung stands for jselfish
SAUCELIN:
u should've went for english lessons too
DAEHWI:
i can sponsor your broke ass jihoon
YOU:
i just counted the total marks of the questions i know and i got a 87
YOU:
i love tutor aera
AERA:
i would say love u 2 but what's the other
13 marks that you dONT KNOW.
SHIN AH:
aera studied with woojin what the
BAEJIN:
i want to pee but what the (2)
DAEHWI:
woojin? studying? what the (3)
DAEHWI:
did he buy those weird tasting saesoo
snacks at 711??
DAEHWI:
he needs them when he studies
DAEHWI:
he says it's his 'essential'
SHIN AH:
ESSENTIAL stfuufufu
BAEJIN:
shut the fu fu
YOU:
fufu the dog
SAUCELIN:
HE THINKS HES SOME BEAUTY GURU ON YOUTUBE ESSENTIAL MY ASS
SAUCELIN:
jack paul has more essentials than u
BAEJIN:
STFU GUANLIN
YOU:
we do not talk about him in this gc😤
AERA:
HE DID
AERA:
THEY TASTED SO WEIRD BUT APPARENTLY HE LIKES THEM
AERA:
what kind of bad ass taste does he have
JIHOON:
that's probably why he likes you
DAEHWI:
oh nO
YOU:
ARE U SLANDERING ME OR AERA
SAUCELIN:
BRO
SHIN AH:
i tried them too and it was so weird
YOU:
FIRST OF ALL, WE DO
NOT JUDGE MY PERSONAL TASTE FOR WEIRD SNACKS IN THIS GROUP CHAT
AERA:
i hope u fucking get the answer for
question 10 park fucking ji crusty ass hoon
JIHOON:
WHAT NO IM JUST JOKING WTF
JIHOON:
AERA DONT STARE AT ME LIKE THAT
YOU:
binch i know that stare
YOU:
it's the 'i'm gonna stomp your face into the floor with my timberlands' face
BAEJIN:
jihoon what question are u on
JIHOON:
QUESTION. 10. I SAID THIS FOR THE PAST 40 MINUTES
BAEJIN:
yo i'm stuck on that too
BAEJIN:
i counted my marks and it's like 5 marks
to an A um
DAEHWI:
well good luck on that because i'm not
giving out any answers
YOU:
i would but i probably got it wrong
AERA:
yoon called 10 minutes better hurry up lmao
SAUCELIN:
i want ramen
YOU:
mood 24/7
AERA:
i want ramen too
SAUCELIN:
the jjin ramen at 7-11 with extra cheese string and sausages. top it with an espresso coffee frap, one shot, 5 pumps of syrup, extra whipped cream, a chocolate and caramel drizzle with snowflake sprinkles at 1 in
the morning is what i live for 😩👏🏼😛❤️
✨🌹💫🎀💍🎊🙌🏼❄️
SAUCELIN:
UGH 😩😩❤️❤️👏🏼👏🏼💪🏻✨✨❤️✨
AERA:
i was gonna say top it up with a coke
but i would sound like a broke bitch now
YOU:
1am bro how do you sleep at night
SAUCELIN:
i don't
DAEHWI:
he was playing mario kart at 3am
BAEJIN:
i mean i love guanlin and all, but that sounds like diabetes fam u gotta stop
SHIN AH:
i want ramen too
AERA:
you up for a ramen date?
SHIN AH:
U BET I AM
AERA:
not you
SAUCELIN:
YOU BET I AM IM GONNA EAT FIVE SERVINGS AT 711
AERA:
not u.
DAEHWI:
then. there's just. park. woojin. left.
YOU:
OH
YOU:
wait let me check my schedule
SAUCELIN:
YOU???? CHECKING YOUR SCHEDULE???
IN THIS ECONOMY???
SAUCELIN:
"yEAH SURE HONEY I'LL PICK U UP AT
12!!!" - woojin
SAUCELIN:
there.
SAUCELIN:
done.
DAEHWI:
just when i thought aejin was dead, they
proved me wrong again
SHIN AH:
i'm not even mad she's ditching me
SHIN AH:
as chairman of the aejin movement i
declare tomorrow a holiday
YOU:
jesus christ
SAUCELIN:
the three of us can get ramen ourselves
DAEHWI:
let's go after this im already hungry
BAEJIN:
sorry to ruin your party but can someone give me the answer to question 10
AERA:
no
BAEJIN:
mama bae said she'd give me $500 if
i get 5As and this is the last subject for my chance to increase the width of my wallet
BAEJIN:
but i didn't rEAD ABOUT SHAKESPEARE
BAEJIN:
mom isn't gonna pay for my shika chicken anymore i need that $500
BAEJIN:
for my supply of chicken and those
ultraboosts
DAEHWI:
no
AERA:
no (2)
SHIN AH:
no (3)
YOU:
no (4)
BAEJIN:
cMON FAM
SHIN AH:
what u have to offer
BAEJIN:
fine i'll bring all of you for shika chicken
BAEJIN:
if baejin gets chicken, baechingooses are getting chicken too
AERA:
do i get the extra spicy crunchy combo set
with cheesy wedges?
BAEJIN:
fine
AERA:
turn on airdrop i'm sending this shit to u
DAEHWI:
check your dms if aera doesn't have
enough points
JIHOON:
whatTHE
JIHOON:
WHAT IS THIS DISCRIMINATION
JIHOON:
i ASKED FOR ALMOST AN HOUR AND
GOT NOTHING
JIHOON:
BUT WHEN RAISIN FACE ASKS FOR IT YOU EVEN AIRDROP IT TO HIM ICB THIS
BAEJIN:
FUCKING PEEHOON SHUT THE FUC UP
WJO R U TO UFJCIJG JUDGE MY RAISIN ASS FACE
SHIN AH:
u didn't offer anything bitch
DAEHWI:
this is business
DAEHWI:
u can't take anything for granted
SAUCELIN:
even jake paul gotta pay taxes who u think
u are
DAEHWI:
who are you??? the president???
YOU:
who are you??? the president???
AERA:
neigh mom so gay jeo jarng????
JIHOON:
just send it to me god damn
YOU:
should've studied when u had the chance
wink boy
JIHOON:
sEND IT
SAUCELIN:
too late time's up
SAUCELIN:
is jinyoung hyung done copying?
BAEJIN:
right on time
BAEJIN:
we goin for shika chicken fam
YOU:
the only time i'm thankful that i'm one
of the baechingooses
SHIN AH:
it's 2017 and ure still using fam what a loser
BAEJIN:
you're getting nothing
SHIN AH:
chicken hogging ass brat
YOU:
i lov this couple
SHIN AH:
i will slit your throat
BAEJIN:
i will slit your throat (2)
AERA:
the only time they get along is when they
want to commit murder what the
SAUCELIN:
they almost slammed my face onto
the locker this morning when i said they
were wearing the same shoes and screamed
"COUPLE SHOES!!!!!!!l
YOU:
what kind of weird ass kink
AERA:
contain yourself park
JIHOON:
which park
AERA:
that park
YOU:
me park
DAEHWI:
GOD STOP
JIHOON:
i just reread this convo
JIHOON:
and aera asked woojin out to choke on
ramen i'm so proud of you guys
SAUCELIN:
screaming!
DAEHWI:
inhumane sounds!
SHIN AH:
wheezing!
BAEJIN:
crying!
YOU:
nO
JIHOON:
if aera can go from can woojin choke on
air to let's go study and eat ramen together
JIHOON:
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE 💪🏻💪🏻
SAUCELIN:
except for you saving your grades
JIHOON:
get out
DAEHWI:
i love aejin the superior ship
AERA:
mood
SHIN AH:
i can't believe we're freaking out over a
small ramen date
BAEJIN:
you think we can turn this into a shakespeare?
AERA:
don't do it
YOU:
oh god
SAUCELIN:
i'll start
SAUCELIN:
[ dramatic coughing ]
SAUCELIN:
park aera,
DAEHWI:
the apple to my pie,
JIHOON:
the blue to my berry,
SHIN AH:
the smoke to my high,
BAEJIN:
my leg is quite hairy,
SAUCELIN:
you're not the one on my right,
BAEJIN:
but the one woojin wants to marry.
YOU:
shakespeare sunbaenim is shaking
in his grave
AERA:
AERA:
IT MAKES NO SENSE
YOU:
the last part did tho
AERA:
kfdnsksnksk
DAEHWI:
KDNDKSNSKSK
BAEJIN:
love doesn't make sense stfu
YOU:
potassium
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