"hello?"
"hello, everett brecks."
"it's 11 o'clock on a school
night. shouldn't you be asleep?"
"maybe i wanted to hear the
sound of your voice so it can
lull me into a peaceful slumber."
"cliché much?"
"i was kidding, i don't like it,
it irritates me at times."
"ha ha ha, very funny."
"okay okay, i'm going to bed.
can i get any goodnight kisses?"
"mwah. goodnight."
"goodnight, everett."