Joke Book! ;p

By hellokitty_415

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Funniest Joke Book Ever! Includes: Blonde Jokes, Riddles, Teenage Post And Other Random Things!!! More

Joke Book! ;p
A Lawyers Airplane Ride
Do U Have Any Grapes?
Friday
2 Stupid girls
Elevator
Purple House
Blonde Car Accident
Rowing Your Boat
Don't Lie To Mirrors
Guess who knows the state capitals?
Death Time
Remember A Child
A Relative Matter
Stolen Car
Mr. & Mrs.
Rebus Puzzles!
¿Whats In Common?
Deaf?
Wrong Email Address
Bosses
Disney Password
Truth of A Resturant
The Remote
(Funny) Sayings and Lines
(Funny) Lines and Sayings Part 2
I Want to Buy That
PARTY TIME!!
The Awkward Moment When....
Teenage Posts!
Teenage Posts! Part 2
The Awkward Moment When...Part 2
Friends & BestFriends
Can You Relate?
...Random!
Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator!
Look At...
Impossible!
Quotes and Random Stuff
Teenager Posts
Without My Cell Phone,I Wouldn't:
Quote (By: UnKnown)
You Just Realized... (Part 1)
"Nah"
*Sing*
Brushing My Teeth
Running
Essay
Ya feel me?
Valetines Day
Procrastinating
Rapping?
I Have a Problem
Nail Polish
My Cereal
IDC
CHIP!!!
Eating in Front of People
Stop Drop and Pop

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A girl is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the girl returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The girl nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from skipping," replied the girl.

 

 

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