Midnight Advisor | Jungkook [...

By myshatae

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[PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER] "Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfrien... More

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author's note
chirstmas special
hara ft bangtan (200k special)
drunk jungkook texts hara (late 500k special)

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Jeon Jungkook:
let's do some BANG BANG BANG and make FANTASTIC BABIES

Seen at 12:03 am

Lee Hara:
Dude

Lee Hara:
Wtf

Jeon Jungkook:
Yep wtf, welcome to Facebook :D

Lee Hara:
-___-

Lee Hara:
Anways are you trying kpop pickup lines on me? I know some too

Lee Hara:
Do you like bigbang? cause I'm sure we'll make FANTASTIC BABIES

Jeon Jungkook:
That's the most used one but not bad

Jeon Jungkook:
And I'd gladly take the offer. Let's do make some fantastic babies ;)

Lee Hara:
Oppa

Lee Hara:
Don't be so perverted oppa

Jeon Jungkook:

I AM NOT YOUR OPPA

Jeon Jungkook:
At least let me fantasize thinking you're older!

Lee Hara:
You're not my type

Jeon Jungkook:
I'm everyone's type

Jeon Jungkook:
You'll totally fall in love with me if you see my handsome face

Lee Hara:
You did send your photos

Lee Hara:
And I still get nightmares

Jeon Jungkook:
Hmph

Jeon Jungkook:
We've been chatting for two weeks but I haven't seen your photo yet. When are you going to use your own photo as your profile picture?

Lee Hara:
Not your business

Jeon Jungkook:
We are friends COME ON

Jeon Jungkook:
I'll be your bonnie and you'll be my clyde

Lee Hara:
WE RIDE OR DIE X'S AND O'S

Lee Hara:
You listened to blakpink after our last conversation?

Jeon Jungkook:
Yeah they are pretty amazing

Jeon Jungkook:
You know I can rap pretty well :D

Lee Hara:
That came out of nowhere

Lee Hara:
I'd like to listen to your rap someday
Message not sent

Jeon Jungkook:
Well I do have lots of abilities. Btw when are you going to send me your pictures hah?

Lee Hara:
Wait

Jeon Jungkook:
OMG YAY

Seen at 1:05 am

1:17 am

Lee Hara:

Jeon Jungkook:
...

Jeon Jungkook:
I was really hoping you know

Lee Hara:
Why? That's actually me

Lee Hara:
me in school

Jeon Jungkook:
Hahaha why? School is fine

Jeon Jungkook:
It's fun to screw with friends and get detention together I was such a prankster in high school.

Lee Hara:
You talk like an old guy

Lee Hara:
I'm tired. I'll go to sleep.

Jeon Jungkook:
Wait I'm sorry. I forgot

Jeon Jungkook:
You don't like talking about friends

Lee Hara:
No I really am tired. Bye goodnight

Jeon Jungkook:
I wish you could tell me why you're always so upset
Message nit sent

Jeon Jungkook:
Okay talk to you later

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A/n: thank you so much for 1k reads already! I really wanna hug you all, hold you tight in my arms and then TIE YOUR SHOELACES

so you don't fall for anyone else but me ;)

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