Snape: Here, take my memories! *Starts crying*
Harry: Seriously?! How does that work?! You cry and the person can retrieve the memories. It makes no sense!
Snape: No, you idiot! I mean my memory card for my PS2!
Harry: PS2, really? Those are so outdated!
Ron: Ha! Snape's crying!
Hermione: That's harsh...
Harry: Why are you crying?
Snape: Why do you think? I'm dying! And also, I lost the contest for Justin Beiber tickets. And Voldemort dumped me for Peter Pettigrew.