Ron: Oh no! Voldemort killed Harry!
Hagrid: What are you talking about?! He was a drunk and he passed out, so I had to carry him.
Ron: Oh. Well, Harry went to meet Voldemort in the Dark Forest. Why didn't he kill him?
Hagrid: Because-
Harry: *Falls, and runs*
Voldemort: What the hell?! The drugs I slipped you should have knocked you out for hours! *Zaps his wand at Harry and a rainbow shoots out* TASTE THE RAINBOW, POTTER!
Hermione: Really? That's all you got?
Voldemort: I thought the rainbow would crush him...
Bellatrix: *Blurts* I'm pregnant!
Voldemort: WHAT?! Who is the father?
Bellatrix: I'm not sure, it's either Sweeney Todd or-
Ron: You realize that your in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, right now, right?
Bellatrix: Crap! Sorry! I'm supposed to be at a different set right now! *Leaves*
Voldemort: *Sighs* Good, I thought it was mine!
Ron: You guys had sex?! Ew, that must be like getting down and dirty with a snake!
Hermione: How would you know what getting down and dirty with a snake is like?
Ron: I've had some despreate times, Hermione...
