i looked at the time
7:06PM.
damn these vines are so good.
i clicked on another compilation of iconic vines.
Cassy: I SWEAR TO GOD HANNAH IF YOU DONT KEEP THE VOLUME DOWN, I. WILL. KILL. YOU.
wow i love my sister she's so precious.
my video started after a long ass ad and i didn't change the volume.
i heard footsteps, like angry footsteps.
Cassy: HANNAH I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
Me: Well do it, i don't like my life anyways.
she sighed while in the background we could hear vines just playing, ya know the usual.
she took my laptop and ran with it.
Cassy: get out of bed you dirty ass!
Me: oh my god cassy we all know you are the dirty one in this house.
Cassy: i think the fuck not.
i stopped running after her and her dumb ass just kept running away, until the most tragic thing happened,
she tripped.
Me: 420!!
Cassy: fuck my head hurts.
i took my laptop from her.
Me: oh my god 420 are you okay?
Cassy: wait what? you named your laptop 420?
Me: hell yeah what's the matter?
Cassy: i'm wheezing.
then she laughed like she never did before.
i heard a sound coming from 420 which meant i had a call on facetime.
it was josh, the gayest boy ever and also my best friend.
i answered the call cause i'm not mean.
Me: Hey Josh what's u-
Josh: SHUT UP HANNAH I HAVE IMPORTANT ASS NEWS!
Me: ...
Josh: ...
Me: ok so tell me you cunt.
Josh: apparently a new and hot guy is coming to our school!
Me: so what? we have new kids every year.
Josh: not hotties, duh
Me: how do you know that he's a hottie?
Josh: he's Amanda's cousin so she told me and gave me his instagram.
Me: send me his @ the fuck are you waiting
there was another sound which meant i had a text.
i put his @ on instagram and looked at his posts.
i gasped.
Josh: he's hot right?
Me: i.. how...
Josh: me
Me: he is friends with josh fricking ovalle?
Josh: i know right! wait what? no
Me: what no? he is!
Josh: can't you see how hot he is?
Me: oh wait i didn't really look
i looked at his pictures and damn he kind of is hot.
Me: he really is.
Cassy: can you help me get up?
Me: no
Cassy: fuck you
Josh: hey Cassy!
Casse: hi Josh, you wanna come here tonight? our parents aren't here.
Josh: it's a little dark outside..
Me; we can come pick you up if you want to
Josh: sounds fun! call me when you're outside.
Me: k, see ya.
Josh: bye skinny queen
We put on some clothes and got in Cassy's car to go some houses down where Josh lives.
When we arrived i told Cassy to go and find Josh.
Minutes later i didn't see her so i watched throught the window where the hell they were and that's when i saw that she wasn't infront of the good house.
I go out of the car and lock it because i had the keys .
Me: Cassy are you that fucking stupid?!
Cassy: What ?!
Me: This is not Josh's house!
Cassy: Oh sh-
The door opens to a woman who seems to be a mother but the lights are on for some reason in all the rooms.
Woman: Hello darlings, how can i help you ?
Me: My stupid sist-
Cassy: We are so sorry to bother you ma'm, we just thought this was our friend's house Josh.
Me: You did..
Woman: Oh it's okay, hopefully we are all awake, we just moved in here and the plane was late.
Me: Well Welcome! You won't be dissapointed you moved here, it's really nice honestly.
?: Hannah!
I looked to the right and saw Josh.
Me: Josh! I'm sorry my dumb ass sister thought this was your house.
Josh: Ugh, i wish tho, by the way you won't believe who lives here!
Me: Who? Shane Dawson? Cause i'll fuck with that. wait no that's definetly not his mother.
Josh: No! Better! It's--
Woman: FINN! TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!
oh shit.
Me: FINN?
Josh: shut up oh my god his mom can hear you!
Cassy: Again we are so sorry to bother you!
Woman: No problem, have a great night!
Me&Cassy: You too!
We went to the car and drive to our house.
We just watched vines and movies the whole night and we fell asleep at 6AM.