HANKOOK SNAKES.CO
you, daehwi, saucelin, baejin, aera,
jihoon, shin ah
DAEHWI:
thank father jesus, the shiniest of
shine, the papa of all humans, the
holiest of all holy, our art project is done
DAEHWI:
and right on fucking time
DAEHWI:
i did not expect this
SAUCELIN:
expect what
DAEHWI:
us to hand in the project on time
BAEJIN:
you raisin head thought we ain't gonna
hand it up in time i can't believe this
YOU:
smh david raisin lee
SHIN AH:
i thought we were chingoose
SHIN AH:
i guess not
DAEHWI:
i was in a group with you guys i didn't
expect anything
AERA:
i didn't expect myself to want to crack
your nuthead either but i want to do
it now
JIHOON:
daehwi is canceled this friendship
is over block him
BAEJIN:
first of all,
YOU:
no one wants to know
BAEJIN:
the-
BAEJIN:
okay first of all, rude ass bitch shut yo
skin peeling ass up before i whack the
nugget out of you
SHIN AH:
alrite m8 calm yo tatas
AERA:
jinyoung: oKay fIrST oF aLL, rUDe AsS
BItCH sHUt Yo Skin PeELIn aSS uP
BefOrE i wHaCK tHe NuGGet oUt oF yOu
YOU:
but jinyoung ain't looking that good tho
BAEJIN:
who is that handsome lookin man
BAEJIN:
looks like me 🤤👀👀
YOU:
uh no
BAEJIN:
back to the point,
SAUCELIN:
whadya waiting for grandma we
ain't got all day honey
BAEJIN:
y'all made me forget what i
wanted to say smh
AERA:
i didn't free 5 seconds from my tight
schedule to hear this bitch i have a
multimillion usd cha-ching meeting
to attend
AERA:
i do not spend my time on young
kids 😤✋🏻💪🏻🙄
YOU:
first of all, you?
YOU:
i love my business woman 😉😉❤️
AERA:
i love me too man, i love me 2
DAEHWI:
when will aera say it bACK
SAUCELIN:
ALSO WHERE IS MISTER PARK ZEEHOON
SAUCELIN:
he wanted me to tutor him maths
for finals tomorrow
SAUCELIN:
THAT ROTTEN CHEESE BETTER NOT
CANCEL PLANS LAST MINUTE
IM @ THE LIBRARY WAITING
AERA:
zeehoon, lin sunbae is waiting
to murder your late ass
SHIN AH:
well, whether he goes or not it's too late
lmao maths is the first paper tomorrow
BAEJIN:
he should've studied earlier
YOU:
i saw zeehoon at the cafeteria
YOU:
he was eating avocado wrap wITHOUT
ME 😤🙄🙄😤 i even have a picture i took
YOU:
#caughtredhandedbitchacho
DAEHWI:
jihoon is pronounced dead
JIHOON:
YOU HAD TO EXPOSE ME DID YOU
JIHOON:
yOU COULDVE SAID I WAS DYING
OR SOMETHING
YOU:
i wish u were
AERA:
yIKES
DAEHWI:
yIKES (2)
SHIN AH:
oh no
SHIN AH:
he better scramble his eggs outta school
before guanlin sees this
SAUCELIN:
avocado wrap????? in this ecOnomy??!?!??
SHIN AH:
welp too late
SAUCELIN:
let's see how you'll eat avocado wrap
when you fail dumbpark
DAEHWI:
don't be mad linlin
YOU:
why do i feel offended when you
say "dumbpark"
AERA:
at least now there's one person less
to threaten your first place in class lin
AERA:
but he didn't bring any threat in
the first place so like uH
JIHOON:
d0nt g0 l1n 1 n33d U 2 H3LP
W1TH My m4th5!!!!!!!!
YOU:
i think he needs help with spelling too
BAEJIN:
how did he even get into this school
SHIN AH:
#jihoonisoverparty
SAUCELIN:
this friendship is over
YOU:
friendship haven't even started yet
AERA:
u fuc ked up park
BAEJIN:
which park
YOU:
me?
AERA:
the other park
SAUCELIN:
the other park is u
AERA:
i'm a park? 🙄🙄
SHIN AH:
why y'all have the same surnames it's
hard when i call by surnames
BAEJIN:
there was once the three of them were
at the cafeteria drinking curry (literally)
BAEJIN:
and i called "HEY PARK"
BAEJIN:
they turned to me with the same annoyed
ass eyebrow crunching face scowling at
me saying "THE FUCK U WANT CRUSTY
ASS BITCH"
BAEJIN:
i felt disrespected
SAUCELIN:
you deserved it
SAUCELIN:
who allowed u to interrupt curry
drinking sessions??????
SAUCELIN:
r u the president??
BAEJIN:
aera sTOP staring at me like that
AERA:
LIKE. WHAT.
BAEJIN:
like the time you stared at me with that annoyed ass eyebrow crunching face
scowling and saying "THE FUCK U WANT CRUSTY ASS BITCH"
AERA:
first of all, me? staring? at you? i am NOT
AERA:
i'm staring at wooj
DAEHWI:
i'm whisper-yodeling at my seat
DAEHWI:
if you guys couldn't tell
YOU:
mom i mADE IT.
SHIN AH:
aera why are u a park
YOU:
the
JIHOON:
the (2)
AERA:
i don't know shin ah
AERA:
why don't u ask my dad
AERA:
+82 6782 3946
AERA:
papa park is only free at night so you
can call and ask him to question our
ancestors
AERA:
jung fuc king shin ah
SHIN AH:
i was just aSKING
DAEHWI:
what kind of zero IQ question is THAT
you think you're jihoon??????
JIHOON:
I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
BAEJIN:
remember when jisung hyung yelled "FUCK
U PARK" in dance club meeting
and woojin skinned him
YOU:
bitch i was the only park at the
meeting last year
YOU:
how am i supposed to know he
was talking about his physics teacher
DAEHWI:
guanlin recorded the whole shit
AERA:
i missed it because i had to change my pad
YOU:
no one asked ffs aera
JIHOON:
why you always updating us on your
bloody uterus
AERA:
stfu i hope guanlin attacks u
SAUCELIN:
AERA:
FFFFF
SAUCELIN:
it was ICONIC
DAEHWI:
jisung hyung almost broke his back
YOU:
hE DID NOT
JIHOON:
i literally had to drag your ass to
say sorry
YOU:
ok fine i wAS SORRY I DIDNT KNOW
HIS TEACHER FAILED HIS PHYSICS TEST
DAEHWI:
daniel almost went AT you
DAEHWI:
thank god jinyoung pulled you away
lmao you would've died
YOU:
i wouldn't have survived without jinyoung
ma bro
BAEJIN:
i shouldn't have saved your weak ass
YOU:
BAEJIN:
also why is guanlin everywhere
SAUCELIN:
wym
YOU:
wat,, is he in the bathroom too
DAEHWI:
wym
SHIN AH:
he always at the right place at the right
time getting to watch all the gold content
BAEJIN:
he's always at the right place at the right
time getting to watch all the gold content
that i only watch videos of
BAEJIN:
iSTG
SHIN AH:
ISTG
BAEJIN:
WHY YOU ALWAYS COPYING WHAT I SAY
SHIN AH:
wHEN WILL U STOP COPYING WHAT I SAY HAVE SOME ORIGINALTY FFS
DAEHWI:
shinyoung is real
JIHOON:
this is fUCKING SCIENCE
SAUCELIN:
you failed science shut your ass
JIHOON:
bro..
YOU:
MAN GUANLIN
AERA:
I LOVE THIS
DAEHWI:
the truth has been said
DAEHWI:
shinyoung moments AND jihoon slander,
this is what i needed
DAEHWI:
who needs aejin
AERA:
me bitch
SAUCELIN:
me bitch (2)
SHIN AH:
me bitch (3)
BAEJIN:
shinyoung will never even be born lmao
i would snap her neck in half in 2 secs
JIHOON:
true
YOU:
me bitch (4)
YOU:
THIS IS GOING DOWN TO MY THICK BOOKS OF RECEIPTS
AERA:
what
YOU:
AERA:
i hope u drop that book into the drain
DAEHWI:
BRO
JIHOON:
that's the only book i'll read
SAUCELIN:
i hope the fuck you read a book
___
hello! i'm back for awhile because of wanna one's comeback so i just decided to post this chapter (even tho its boring asf uGh) but i hope you all have a great day and remember to stream the music video!
- 💛