Midnight Advisor | Jungkook [...

By myshatae

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[PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER] "Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfrien... More

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author's note
chirstmas special
hara ft bangtan (200k special)
drunk jungkook texts hara (late 500k special)

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Jeon Jungkook:
Hello hello hello hello

Jeon Jungkook:
Tell me what you want right now

Lee Hara:
I don't want anything

Jeon Jungkook:
Imma give it to you girl right now

Lee Hara:
-_______-

Jeon Jungkook:
I was praying that you'd be online :D

Lee Hara:
Why?

Jeon Jungkook:
If I say missed you would you believe me?

Lee Hara:
No. Is that even a question?

Jeon Jungkook:
That's why I'm not saying it

Jeon Jungkook:
Why are you always active in midnights though?

Lee Hara:
Who even uses Facebook anymore?

Jeon Jungkook:
Then what's your favorite app?

Lee Hara:
YouTube?

Jeon Jungkook:
-_____-

Jeon Jungkook:
I have to wait for you all day honey :(

Lee Hara:
Honey?

Lee Hara:
I AINT NO HONEY FOOKBOY

Lee Hara:
Sorry "oppa"

Jeon Jungkook:
I AINT NO OPPA OR FOOKBOY HONEY

Jeon Jungkook:
My hyungs call me fetus!

Lee Hara:
Fetus?

Lee Hara:
How can a seventy year old pervert be called a fetus?

Jeon Jungkook:
You're no fun

Jeon Jungkook:
BITCH I'M ONLY 20 YOU'RE PROBABLY A 5 YEAR OLD

Lee Hara:
And you're flirting with a 5 year old

Lee Hara:
Pedophile

Jeon Jungkook:
Suga hyung would love you

Jeon Jungkook:
You're savage. How could you hurt a baby? I cri

Lee Hara:
Who's this sugar anyway

Lee Hara:
Seems like you have a good amount of friends

Jeon Jungkook:
I do. All of them are really nice and caring. Even though I make fun of them and mimic them all the time still they care for me.

Jeon Jungkook:
Especially Jiminie hyung, I call him shorty, I even stole his underwear but he still loves me.

Lee Hara:
Looks like you love your friends

Jeon Jungkook:
I do :D and you? Tell me about you

Lee Hara:
I have some friends

Lee Hara:
All of them are online and lives far away

Jeon Jungkook:
In real life?

Lee Hara:
?? Virtual life is real life too

Lee Hara:
I don't need friends they don't need me.

Lee Hara:
Do you really have to have friends to live in society? I'm fine without them

Jeon Jungkook:
We all need at least one person

Jeon Jungkook is typing

Lee Hara:
I know you'll lecture me about friendship and everything now

Lee Hara:
And I don't need that. My parents are enough

Jeon Jungkook:
Okay I won't

Jeon Jungkook:
I think you were hurt in the past, by your friends maybe?

Lee Hara:
I don't know

Lee Hara:
Goodnight

Jeon Jungkook:
I wish I could understand you
Message not sent

Jeon Jungkook:
Let's talk again tomorrow! Good night

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