The Last Philosopher

By NickfEast

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11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real... More

Part one: With a capital D
Richard, long for Dick
Insomnia in the sorcerers' city
(Self) mocking and pity
The rule of rules
Escape from Zig-Zig
Trying to do right
What, is that the question
What about the hows and whys
Further than possible
The final gathering in the Khmur grasslands
Empris becoming a nation
The Khmur desert
Present in the Dalmicir tower
The spawning of an Afreet
The Game
Part two: The p-wyrd
Escape discovered
The unbearable joy of punishing philosophers
P-wyrds and fading stars
To err is divine
Crossing the Khmur
A bay in the desert
Frel in not Agalaland
Lingur's stories
Manhunt in Agalaland
The hopeless case
Talkin 'bout Ms Skvosip
A stroll into the hanging tree
Twenty years a marshal
The p-e-r-v-e-r-t in Fenmark
Sharp as a marble
Strange, stranger, Áettar
Pea-keeping ain't easy
The drunk-fellows
The trick to fetching Rascal
Left holding the bag
Morning meeting in Pentakl
Is something better than nothing
Inattention on Xefef's agenda
Whose trap is it anyway
Night-ride to Fenmark
The Merrywither gaff
A mess in the scullery
The moonlight trap
A traditional lynching
Between a rock and a p-word
The stench of a Knome
In smelling range
A sorcerer is never lost
Hardly working
Philosophy happens
Less than possible
Who helps the helper
Saving an askhole
Ms Skvosip's, um, help
Dummies helping themselves
The strangest of meetings
In the dark
Disrespecting the afterlife
In the wyrd
Three brothers and a baby
Trial and sentence
Good times ain't cheap
The judgening
The courthouse riot
Secret meetings
Good moods are for good people
Four in the chamber
Truth by majority rule
The dishonour of a Knome
Part three: Keeping up appearances
The trouble with beautification
The oldest profession
Unwelcome to Pentakl
Go to jail, go directly to jail
The secret jail
In the circle of slight embarrassment
A Barrac stroll
Solitary patrol
Like a lizard to the slaughter
Weetie's special mission
What's good for the runaway is good for the guard
HC's Books
Only helping
Like selling books to a drowning man
The game of compromise

Serving words

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By NickfEast

Later that evening, Herschel and Charlene were sitting on the damp stairs to the abandoned store-front. Bern's had closed earlier than usual. Since the regular post-work meet and drink had been rain-checked due to the, well, rain.

The wonky looking old store-front was in one of those mystery locations. The kind that seemed great, but where nothing managed to stay open for long. Still, people always said it had good bones, and it was a shame no one managed to make something of it. All the failed ventures seemed to have beaten the spirit out of the sad structure. But for that same reason, it was Charlie's favourite.

"Why did ya have ta argue with Muke?" Charlene asked, pretty sure she already knew the answer.

"He was using the logic of mystery and miracle as if it was proof, as their teacher I had to give the children another viewpoint."

"I suppose, as Da would say, ya were doin' yar duty. Ba do ya really think we all came from Trolls?" She was still sceptical that living rocks could even exist.

"I haven't done the necessary thinking on the subject, but it is the prevailing theory, so I would have to say... maybe?"

"Then hav'ya ever seen a Troll?" She doubted she could trip him up that easy, but it was worth a try.

"A few, they enjoy their stonicism, but can be quite hospitable."

"Wha' in Bayit's name is stonicism?"

"It's a spiritual form of solitude, Trolls like being left alone."

Charlene tried to give him a please elaborate look, but it wasn't working, "and they're just like livin' rocks, or whatever, walkin' around and everything?"

"You shouldn't say living rock, they don't like it."

"Why not?"

"Because if you have to specify living, it's like you think they should be dead."

"O-kay, ba if Trolls is real," she hadn't conceded the point, "then why ain't there any here?"

"Who knows, there might be one or two?" Herschel smiled like he was kidding.

Rascal, who she'd thought was asleep, sat up and came to sit beside her. The heaviness of the little body felt nice. She was getting used to having the dog as her constant companion.

For a moment she was distracted talking to dog like she was a baby. But Herschel's frown had taken on that blank, faraway look it got when there was something interesting to think about. And Charlene settled in for a bit of a lecture.

"The reason there are so few Trolls outside Zenon could be that things, especially living things, gravitate towards those like themselves."

Charlene noticed Rascal was looking at him almost admiringly, like she was really listening, it looked kind of funny.

"Societies crave the illusion of predictability." Herschel went on, "because while an individual might be cool, calm, and collected. Groups of people are often insecure. And it's easier to accept neighbours, people like me, with shared experiences into one's group. And at first glance, easier seems better."

There was a short intermission in his speech. As Charlene, in her beige linen dress, and a cold damp bum, lifted his arm over her shoulder and leaned up against him. Stroking Rascal's scruffy neck the with other hand.

"So, why is easier nat better," she asked, more than happy to sit and listen while he thought out loud.

"Sometimes it is, but a greater complexity, and perhaps superior social structure, should be achievable with a greater diversity of pieces? As long as we can learn to focus on what unites us and accept each others differences."

Holding hands, they listened to the silence of a town getting ready for bed. Until someone got drummed out of Maguire's, head first and cursing like a banshee. After the drunk stumbled off to the bunkhouse, things went back to cosy murmurs.

"So, ya're thinking about staying in Stagna aren't ya?"

"Well, I am in debt to the community."

"Ba there's more ta it than that, I can tell."

He gave her a look like she'd betrayed some secret, and Rascal snorted as if she was being told playtime was over.

"I can't lie, Ms Skvosip is the reason I don't have to run any more."

"Yea, I know, she fixed tha trial!"

"That's only one part of the reason, but I can't tell you why exactly. I promised I wouldn't."

"It don't matter nun, I'm glad ya're staying," she said, and meant it.

"Les go down to the river a spell before ya 'ave to be back at the office."

While he'd been going on, she had another idea about how he could serve the community. Up until now, she'd never considered that people weren't complaining about Herschel talking to them, because there was nothing to complain about. Maybe he could serve with words. As they strolled away, she squinted back at the rundown store-front over her shoulder. It just might work.

Updated: 11.04.2024

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