My Joke Collection

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Little Johnny's New Baby Brother
Johnny's Camp Trip
Fun With Elements
Animal Sounds
Little Johnny's Report Card
Little Johnny and Babies
Little Johnny and the Word Beautiful
Little Johnny's Dreams
Little Johnny the Fireman
Little Johnny And Bugs
Little Johnny - The Wristwatch
Little Johnny at the Firehall
Little Johnny on Getting older
Daddy's car in the woods
Little Johnny's Duck
The Experiment
Math Teacher
The Horse Auction
Little Johnny's Teacher
Jonny Humper Harder
Little Johnny
Thanksgiving Greetings
Beaver
A Lesson in Government
Definite Definition
Know it all
Fascinate
Deconstructing Little Johnny
Little Johnny and God
A Lesson in morals
Little Johnny .... Mortage
Little Johnny .. Mouse
Name that animal
Nickles and Dimes
At the Doctor
Little Johnny Cries
Little Johnny bets
April and Little Johnny in Sunday School
Little Johnny and senses
Little Johnny and guessing
Little Johnny in Sunday School
Going to heaven
Honeymoon at home
Syllables
Dead goldfish
Sentence correction
Comedian
Space
Ticket
Eating light bulbs
Cents
Black eye
Strange Man
How to sell toothbrushes
Hit thumb
Side pain
Big words
Cold cream
Pistol
Sliding down the ban.....
The lamp
Bathroom
Afraid of the dark
In the class
Future planning
Playing cards
Balloons
Example of deelopment
Tequila
Aptitude test
Agriculture
Republicans and Democrats
Album
The Extended Family
Say a prayer
Period
Grades are wet
Very Dangerous
Pesky Insects
Santa likes girls
What's in the bag?
Little Johnny parks his car
Little Mike, Johnny's cousin
Little Johnny's experiment
Learn to use the bathroom
Family Dinner
You've got mail
Keep the damn egg
Ouch it hurts
The vacuum cleaner salesman
Re exam
Daughter's marriage

Naked women

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By sarahsingh123

A Concerned mother warns her little boy, "don't look at naked women or you'll turn to stone." Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women. But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked. Johnny remembered what his mother said, and turned and ran away from the woman. his friend finally catches up to him and asks why he ran. Johnny told his friend what his mother said, and then added, "and it must be true, because when i saw that woman I felt myself going rock hard in my trousers

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