Aptitude test

213 6 0
                                    

Little Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test: 

Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? 

Little Johnny : SEVEN! 

Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? 

Little Johnny : SEVEN! 

Tester : Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got? 

Little Johnny : SIX. 

Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? 

Little Johnny : SEVEN! 

Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? 

Little Johnny: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

My Joke CollectionWhere stories live. Discover now