~everyone logs on~
SteakyChef: Okay! Who the heck left shattered glass all over my floor?
Bacon: Are you sure that wasn't debris from hitting Kai in the head?
SteakyChef: I clean up my mess.
Chenosaurus: Sure you do.
SteakyChef: Do you want to die today?
MamaSuho: Woah Woah Woah, calm down Kyungsoo.
HappyVirus: Just be happy 😃
SteakyChef: SHUT THE FUCK UP CHANYEOL WITH YOUR HAPPINESS!!!
MamaSuho: WHY ARE YOU CUSSING?!?! I WILL SPANK YOU!!
PrinceLuhan: I don't think you'd want to do that.
DragonWu: I remember he turned into Satansoo when something similar like that happened when I was still there.
GucciPanda: I don't think it's a good idea to try threaten him.
MamaSuho: I'm not scared of him! I got a belt.
SteakyChef: AND I GOT A KNIFE SO YOU GOT NOTHING!
Yehet: Geez, Kyungsoo, are you sure it wasn't you?
SteakyChef: I'M FUCKING SURE!!
Baozi: Hmm, how do you know for sure.
SteakyChef: I'm in charge of cleaning the dorm.
UnicornLay: That is true.
DancingMachine: And Kyungsoo hasn't hit my head with a bottle of love lately.
Bacon: I swear, does he ever get a hint of Kyungsoo's "love" for him?
HappyVirus: I don't even know.
SteakyChef: THAT ISN'T THE POINT, WHO DID IT?!?! THE GLASS STABBED MY FOOT!
Yehet: Someone speak up before we all get killed.
GucciPanda: We can't let Satansoo come out again.
Baozi: We almost got killed the last time he came out.
MamaSuho: Come on, who did it?
PrinceLuhan: Was it you Baekhyun?
HappyVirus: Why are you assuming that he did it?
PrinceLuhan: I mean he does a lot of pranks.
Bacon: It wasn't me.
DancingMachine: Kyungsoo, when did this happen?
SteakyChef: This morning. I had to clean it up and now I got a bandaid on my wound.
Bacon: I wasn't here this morning. I was grocery shopping with Chaniee~
Yehet: Did you get toilet paper?
HappyVirus: We got everything that you guys wanted.
UnicornLay: I'm kinda glad that I'm not with you guys right now.
Baozi: Be very glad.
MamaSuho: Was it you, Chen?
Chenosaurus: No, I was watching TV.
GucciPanda: Did you guys hear any glass shatter?
DancingMachine: Yes, this morning at around 6 AM.
UnicornLay: Then it HAS to be someone.
DragonWu: Were you awake, Kyungsoo, when it happened?
SteakyChef: I think I was asleep.
Bacon: You THINK?
SteakyChef: YES, I THINK! And you try saying anything else, I'll cut you.
HappyVirus: Okay guys, lets stop chatting before Kyungsoo turns into Satansoo.
Baozi: Agreed, lets just think about it for now.
SteakyChef: SOMEONE SOLVE IT QUICK!!
~Everyone logs off~