january 22, 10:34am
phil: i miss you
dan: i'm literally in the bathroom
phil: and?
dan: you're so cute
phil: number one or two
dan: what
phil: number one or number two
dan: why
phil: wow u need an explanation
phil: i'm curious
dan: i don't get it
phil: 🤦🏼♂️
phil: are you urinating or taking a shit ya dumbo
dan: ohhh
dan: both😪
phil: ur dumb
dan: ur dumber
phil: ur dumbest
dan: ur dumbest x10
phil: ur dumbest x3000
dan: ur dumbest x97437800752785589
phil: ur dumbest x33235778987544346789902357903859
dan: oh my god
phil: rekt
dan: that proves ur dumb
phil: ur dumber
dan: i'm not doing this again
phil: hurry up and finish ur poo
dan: HAHAGGAG POO
phil: actually stop
dan: I LIKE THE WORD POo
phil: i can hear you laughing please
dan: POOO
phil: stop screaming i'm going to stab myseld
dan: GGYJCGJJJJJ
phil: ok bye
dan: baby come back
phil: no
dan: u came back
phil: no i didn't
dan: hey phil
dan: phil phil phil
phil: dan
dan: hey phil
phil: hi dan
dan: guess what
phil: what
dan: ...
phil: ??
dan: poo
phil has disconnected.
i'm both dan and phil in this