Hufflepuff goes to Ilvermorny
"Why are those statues moving?"
"OHMYGOSH a head just talked to me!"
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"What the heck is a pukwudgie?"
"Didn't you pay attention in Care of magical creatures?
"No."
"Me neither. Maybe it's like an antelope?"
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"Everyone talks funny."
"That's because we're in America."
"I know, but it's not just the accent. They say stuff like 'lit' and 'dab.' What the heck does that mean?"
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"I found out what dabbing is."
"What?"
"Smelling your armpits."
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"What house do you think I'd be in?"
"Pukwudgie, maybe Thunderbird."
"What? I'm totally a Wampus!"
"Wampus are warriors! You knit socks!"
"I'm a sock warrior!"