I'm Jazlyn. I'm rich. Now, don't go saying nasty things about rich people, because I'm not like typical rich girls. I actually prefer to not wear all the designer clothes and I don't really care about my butler, Jeff. He actually kinda creeps me out. He looks like one of those butlers from a Clue movie or something... He might be a serial killer for all I know... I hate being rich. I know it sounds ridiculous, but I do. I hate it. My father expects me to marry some rich foreign guy that I've never met, just for money. Don't we have enough ourselves? I don't want some typical rich guy... I want to find true love. But, of course this isn't some fairy tale and I'll probably end up with some ugly guy with an accent I won't understand.
I Blame Disney.