weird ♛ park chanyeol

By alpacake

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when min gaeun creates a troll Instagram to message her school crush. "if i can't get myself to talk to him... More

'sup
sigh
YODA
who?
awkward
mystery
mood
reveal
like love
•••
how did mom meet daddy?

caught

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By alpacake

"who are you?"

a small lady was standing in the doorway.

i stood up immediately and bowed.

"oh! eomma your back! where's dad?" minseok cheered.

"he's outside...you have a friend over? you've made friends already?" minseok's mom asked.

"yup! her name is min gaeun, she's in most of my classes and she's really smart."

hearing that brought a wrinkly smile to minseok's mothers face. "very nice to meet you. i was worried minseokie wouldn't make any friends."

"it's very nice to meet you!" i said and bowed to her again.

"don't worry about it. feel comfortable! you can call me mrs. kim." she said. "would you like dinner? did you eat?"

i shook my head. "ah, no! i ate already but thank you. i also have to go now since it's getting late."

"bye gaeun!" minseok said.

"bye! goodbye mrs. kim!" i said as i walked out the door.

"she's a nice girl minseok! do you like her?" i heard mrs. kim ask.

"i mean, i really like-" i heard minseok start, but by then i was too far away from the house to hear the rest of their conversation.

i was walking back home, and that's when i realized my phone had been buzzing constantly in pocket and took it out after i entered my house.

@real__pcy: hi
@real__pcy: hey
@real__pcy: youuyuuyuuai
@real__pcy: you haven't been replying lately :,(
@real__pcy: i wonder what ur doing
@real__pcy: im bored so that's why im messaging u
@real__pcy: I've been abandoned :,(
sent at 5 p.m.

me: IM SORRY I WUZ GONE

@real__pcy: hmph

me: i was at a friends house
me: DONT U DARE SAY IT

@real__pcy: you
@real__pcy: YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!?!?!

me: yup and now im blocking u

@real__pcy: jkjkjkjwjdijadjjw just kidding

me: aren't we friends?? :((

@real__pcy: no
@real__pcy: you're just a nobody who decided to message me

me: fine im leaving

@real__pcy: why did u message me? u always avoid the answer when I ask

me: bc
me: i like u

@real__pcy: haha

me: ...

@real__pcy: really?
@real__pcy: so u created this troll acc bc u have a crush on me??

me: AHAHAHAHAH NO
me: i don't like u
me: gEt prenked

@real__pcy: uh huh
@real__pcy: most girls say that

me: but but
me: im not a girl

@real__pcy: wHAt

me: just kidding i am
me: don't worry

@real__pcy: ur probs a cat fisher tbh

me: nO
me: ill even send u a pic of myself

@real__pcy: im waiting

me: okay here goes

@real__pcy: omfg hurry up

me: eager are you? ;)))

@real__pcy: no just curious

me: oK here goes
me:

me: aren't i sexy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: hello
message not sent
me: Y DID U BLOCK ME
message not sent
me: park fucking chanyeol
message not sent
me: omg u should've expected that tbh

@real__pcy: u pheasant
@real__pcy: **peasant

me: i will never ever reveal my identity, EVERRRR

@real__pcy: mhm then get ignored by me for the rest of ur life

me: psh whatever i found another cute guy other than u anyway

@real__pcy: bruh
@real__pcy: is you cheating on me
@real__pcy: jk i don't give a shit
@real__pcy: who doe

me: im noT telling YOu

@real__pcy: whatever i found a cute girl anyways

me: whAT WHO

@real__pcy: ahahaha chill bro

me: I WILL NOT

@real__pcy: ur just a creepy stalker why would u care

me: IM A CREEPY STALKER THATS EXACTLY WHY I CARE

@real__pcy: since we're friends, ill tell u if u tell me

me: dealio cheerio
me:


@real__pcy: k

me: his name is kim minseok and he is the most adorablest thing in this whole wide world he has chubby cheeks and his mouth curves up when he smiles and ITS JUST SO CUTE. He's a new kid that just transferred like today or sumthing I forgot. {A/N: more like I forgot oops}

@real__pcy: ok
@real__pcy: that's nice

me: and urs???

@real__pcy: well the thing is idk her name but she's pretty

me: you
me: ARE JUDGING SOMEONE BASED ON THEIR LOOKS?!
me: how playboyish of you

@real__pcy: says the one who just wrote a 50 page expository essay explaining their crushes mouth curve

me: but he's such a sweetheart and a gentleman

@real__pcy: im sure he is

me: i can hear the sarcasm from my house

@real__pcy: im sure u can

me: and abt yo girl, yo ass betta treat her rite 👌😩 she 👏🏻 don't 👏🏻 deserve 👏🏻 ur 👏🏻 playboy 👏🏻 ways 👏🏻😤 she's a keeper 👌 I can feel it

@real__pcy: why r u texting like that

me: if yo ass 😜 got a problem 😫👏🏻👏🏻👌 with it 👌 leave 😤✋✋👋

@real__pcy:

me: **long dramatic gasp** YOU JUST SENT ME A MEME I MUST BE RUBBING OFF ON YOU

@real__pcy: ew no
@real__pcy: i found it fitting for this atmosphere

me: JIMINIEEEEEE omg omg he's so cute

@real__pcy: you, stop it. Ur creepy stalker is showing
@real__pcy: stop it, get some help.

me: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheehehhehehehehehehehhehehehehhe

@real__pcy: omg stop

me: IM JUST WALKIN, WALKIN, DON WORRY IM FINE,,, GOIN GOIN. KEEP GOING IM FINEE. WALKIN WALKIN-
{A/N: IF U KNOW WHAT SONG THIS IS I LUV U}

@real__pcy: bruh i love suran she's 🔥🔥🔥

me: omg her music is 👌👌👌

@real__pcy: BROOOOO

me: BROOOOOOO

@real__pcy: EYYY BROOOOOO

me: DAS MY BROOOOO

@real__pcy: BROOOOOO.

me: BROOOOooooooo.

@real__pcy: omfg what r we doing

me: BROOOOOOO

@real__pcy: OK BACK TO WUT WE WERE TALKING ABT

me: yez

@real__pcy: i don't particularly like the girl, i just am intrigued by her

me: which class is she in

@real__pcy: my science class

i titled my head to the side. she's in my class too...i wonder who is the person that is making chanyeol rid of his playboy ways...

me: hmmmMmmm

@real__pcy: ya

me: i thought u were a playboy who didn't have 'crushes' tho

@real__pcy: IM NOT A PLAYBOY
@real__pcy: not all popular guys are playbois I hope u know that.

me: mhm sure

@real__pcy: I HOPE U KNOW MY LAST TWO RELATIONSHIPS THE GIRLS BROKE UP WITH ME

me: probs cuz u were flirting around with other girls tbh

@real__pcy: nO wtf

me: yeah huh

@real__pcy: im seriously not like that at all

me: k

@real__pcy: hmph u can't judge since you've never been a relationship in ur life

me: aannnndddd what makes u think I haven't

@real__pcy: bc ur rlly weird

me: ur rite
me: oh shoot gtg

@real__pcy: k
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