Ask the Creepypasta boyfriend...

By emilovexoxo

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Yay! Ask ANY question whether it be sexual, dramatic, funny or whatever! You can ask Slenderman, BEN, Jeff, E... More

Ask the CP Boyfriends!
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By emilovexoxo

IM BACK! Btw guys, I don't do reader x CP. So no questions like dat, okay? Same with OC's!

L.J: What would happen if you and a laughing hyena were in a laughing match?

L.J: I'd win.

Toby: And if you didn't?

Jeff: Kill it.

Toby: K then.

Slenderman: Why can't you be loose for, like, a day?

Slendy: Because if I did, the entire Creepypasta world would turn upside down. The fan base would! Yaoi would become overly sexy, lemons would be on every site, I'd have a face!

Red: That's already happening, Slendy.

BEN: *puts on sunglasses then takes them off again* Mother of god...

E.J: Except for the face part.

Slendy: At least I still have my dignity.

Jeff: *scoffs* 

Slendy: Jeff, I will kill you.

Jeff: Whatever.

Slendy: *sighs* next question, then.

Everyone: Would you rather spend a whole day watching Pixar/Disney movies or watch Dr.Smiley "help" one of his patients?

Silver: Disney movies...I think...

Everyone else: Blood.

Everyone: Now, if you found out people paired you up with each other and you had a choice to be paired up with someone, who would you choose?

*Masky and Hoody link arms together* 

Dark: Are you two gay for each other or something?

*Hoody shrugs*

BEN: JEFF-

Jeff: No.

BEN: Okay... [insert meme face here]

Sonic: None, I hate you all.

Dr. Smiley: I dunno... Rake?

Rake: Why me?

Smiley: You seem feminine enough.

Rake: ... I'm going to pretend you didn't just basically call me the gayest person here and ignore you.

Red: Silver and I can make some hot twincest porn, like in those animes.

Silver: R-Red....No...

Masky: How about you Slendy?

Slendy: ...

Toby: We can go together Slendy!

Slendy: *sigh* Look...Toby. I don't mean to be harsh but.... I would hate to be paired with any of you.

Toby: Oh..okay...

L.J: HA! L.J and I can get together and be the 'Jack couple!'

E.J: ....Next question.

Ticci Toby: What happened to Clockwork!? Weren't you going out!?

*Everyone looks over at Toby who is now wearing a gold chain necklace and a backwards cap*

Toby: I'm a playa'

Dark: Shut up, Toby.

Sonic: You're so fucking weird, Toby. Next question.

Slendy: Nonononono. This got uncomfortable after the pairing question, we can do this again tomorrow.

BEN: But that's what you ALWAYS say! Then we wait like six months to do it!

Sonic: Shut the fuck up, I'm tired.

Silver: same...

Red: Yeah.

Slendy: Tomorrow. 

Masky: Bye guys!

~Even monsters can love~ (I'm super tired, sorry lol)

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