Me: Welcome, fangirls, to the Hiccup exhibition! Here we have the latest model... Hiccup's hair...
Fangirl #1: Is it hair on the head or pubi-
Me: *blushes* NO IT'S NOT PUBIC HAIR!! You fangirls are horny and perverted and utterly revolting... *facepalm*
Fangirls: Aww... Why not?
Me: THIS EXHIBITION IS OVER!!! GET THE bleep OUT!!!!!
...
Hiccup: So how was the 'Hiccup Exhibition for Fangirls and Obsessed Freaks' or HEFFOF...
Me: Don't even ask...
Hiccup: But I did...
Me: Psh... Whatever...
Hiccup: Well... You can't even say anything just 'cause you lost the 'bicker conversation'
Me: This conversation is feeling very one-sided... And who says anything about losing? Unless that would be you! Triple H the third!
Elsa: *pregnant* Can you guys stop fighting like old married couples?!
Me: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE NOOOOOT!! *blushing*
Rapunzel: WE HAVE A DARE BY sadie05172!!!!!
"Frozen Sisters, I dare ya'll to go through a week without chocolate...!"
Anna: *eating chocolate* WHAT?!
*poof!*
Anna: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! *goes to a corner and goes lunatic* CH-CH-CH-CHOCOLATE!!
Elsa: B-but my baby won't be healthy!! :(
1 week later...
All but Anna: *at the corner*
Anna: *crazy* CHOOOOOOOOOCOLATEEEE!!! *eats at table non-stop*
Elsa: *follows Anna*
All but Elsa and Anna: O.o