new roommate-phan texting au...

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phil needs a new roommate and dan doesn't have a daddy kink. hailey© More

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By vistalouis

january 20, 3:03am

philip: I CANT SLEEP

philip: DAN HELPI

philip: I NEEDF SLEEO HUT I CANT

philip: haahfaagga i said hut

philip: i want pizza hut

philip: we are @ FOURTEEN DATS
read, 3:05am

dan: jesus christ u woke me

philip: BABT

philip: YOURE AWAKE

dan: yes BC OF YOu

philip: oopsies🤧💟💕💞💘🤤😊

dan: i forgive u bc 14 days until i have to live with it

philip: I LOVE YOUS

dan: love YOUS 2 bb

philip: 🤧🤤😌☺️

dan: you're so dumb i love it

philip: I MEANT TO ADK U

philip: how's that crush of urs who is secretly gay but says he's straight

dan: idk??? i haven't talked to him recently

dan: i'm over it tbh

philip: oh good

dan: yuuuup

dan: do u have a crush ;)

philip: TES

dan: WHO

philip: CANT TELL

dan: BUTCH IF TOU DONT

dan: CMON IM UR VESTEST BUD

dan: CHUMMY CHUM PAL BUDDY HOMIE

philip: STOSP

philip: ITS A SCEERET

dan: UGH

philip: 😉

dan: can i at least have hints

philip: sure ask away

dan: what color hair

philip: brown

dan: eyes?

philip: real pretty brown

dan: are they tall

philip: for their age i mean eh they're shorter than me bc i'm a daddy lol 🤑😎

dan: stop?

dan: are they in the group chat

phil: maybe

dan: jjJDJSJA

dan: i know what everyone looks like except jamie soooo

phil: then maybe they're not in the chat

dan: gmMMMmGhHh

phil: also do you want to see a picture of jamie

dan: sure!!!! then maybe i'll know if he's ur crush or not wink wink

phil: we'll see wink wonk

phil: *picture of jamie*

phil: there he is eating his oats like a healthy person
read, 3:07am

phil: right after that pic he fell off his chair rip
read, 3:08am

phil: dan??
read, 3:10am

phil: u okay?

dan: oh my god

phil: what?? are you alright? what's wrong

dan: i'm sorry i'll be bacj i have to go

phil: dan please tell me what's happening you're scaring me

phil: please
read, 3:11am

phil: i can't almost lose you again
sent, 3:11am

phil: dan:(
sent, 3:12am

some of u already guessed my plans smh but don't tell anyone ur ideas or i'll be ruined

also does anyone have tips on the easiest way to learn a language?? i've taken three years of french now but i'm trying to take online sessions so i can become fluent and it's HARD

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