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This is what happens when it's the middle of that night and you and your trash bae (@magazineface) starts wri... More

the beginning...
the final battle

motorbikes and shit

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By Lovefiction18

Moni: SHITTTTTTT *SEES MATTY HEALY*

Moni: FAM, I'M SO GLAD IT'S YOU! I NEED YOUR HELP, YOU GOTTA HELP ME GET FROM THE BOYS IN THE BLUE!

Matty: SHIT FAM, YOU BEEN ON THE CHOCOLATE???

MONI: YES MUSH, AND OTHER FABLES! PLEASE HELP!

Dani: AWH HELL NA FAM! *SEES LIAM GALLAGHER*

Dani: FOOKIN MATE, HELP ME. MATE, GET YOUR FUCKIN BAT, WE NEED TO CATCH A KINKY SON OF BITCH?!

Matty: OF COURSE, MY LAD GET ON MY BIKE!

Liam: FOOKIN YES MATE, FOOKIN WILL HELP YA LOVE!

Moni: *GETS ON LE BIKE AND MATTY RIDES THEM TF OUTTA THERE*

Moni: MATTY, YOU FUCKIN LEGEND!

Dani: *GETS INTO LIAM MOTORBIKE AND DRIVES TOWARDS THEM*

Dani: LIAM, YOU'RE A FOOKIN LIFE SAVER!

Moni: SHIT FAM, SHE'S GOT LIAM GALLAGHER!

Dani: HELL YA, I GO GALLAGHER WITH ME! THE KING OF FUCKIN ROCK AND ROLL!

Matty: FUCK, WE NEED TO INCREASE SPEED *SPEEDS AWAY*

Matty: LMAO, BYE. AS YOU FUCKING WERE MAGAZINEFUCKINGFACE X

Liam: FOOKIN CUNTS, CAN'T RUN OFF FROM ME, AS YOU FUCKIN WERE LG X *INCREASES SPEED TO MAXIMUM*

Matty: QUICK DUDE, WE NEED A DISTRACTION!

Moni: *GRABS A HUGE RADIO AND STARTS BLASTING THE SOUND*

Moni and Matty: WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND I KNOW THE SIUND OF YOUR HEART

Dani: SHIT LIAM, AVOID THE MUSIC!

Liam: *DOGES THE SOUND WAVES OF THE OF THE SOUND*

Moni: BITCHES FEEL THE SOUND *THROWS THE RADIO AT THE MOTORBIKE*

Liam: BLAST A FOOKIN SONG NOW *GRABS THE RADIO AND BLASTS BLASTS WALL OF GLASS*

Moni: SHIT MATTY QUICK SING SOMETHING

Dani: FUCK LIAM, GET BACK UP! *NOEL SHOWS UP*

Matty: *GRABS GUITAR* SHE MISTAKES MY NAME

Noel: *GETS ON THE MOTORBIKE WITH HIS GUITAR* I'M GONNA FOOKIN END THEM

MATTY: I SEE THE LIGHT COME AROUND AND STRANGE AD IT SEEMS I'M BURSTING AT THE SEAMS AND OH I'VE GOT A WOMAN NOW

NOEL: SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND

Matty: HER WALLET PHOTOS DON'T TURN ME ON, I FELL HER HAND COME AROUND AND HER STONEWASHED DENIM JEANS ARE DARKER THAN THEY SEEM, AND OH I'VE GOT A WOMAN NOW

Noel: DON'T YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT FIND A BETTER PLACE TO PLAY? YOU SAY THAT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BUT ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU'VE SEEN, SLOWLY FADE AWAY

Liam: TURN THAT BANGER UP!

Matty: SHE SAID "MY NAME IS EILEEN, BOY THAT'S ALL YOU NEED AND THIS ONES ON THE HOUSE, I DON'T MIND"

Noel: *VOLUME GOES UP TO MAXIMUM* SOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT, SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE AS SHE'S WALKING ON BY

Matty: IT ALL TASTES THE SAME *PRACTICALLY SCREAMING* BUT BOY THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT BOUT YOUR MOUTH AND YOU TRY CHASING DREAMS MAN IT'S HARDER THAN IT SEEMS

Noel: HER SOUL SLIDES AWAY *FUCKING SCREAMING HIS HEART OUT* BUT DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER, DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER I HEARD YOU SAY

Matty: AND OHHH I'VE GOT A WOMAN NOW AND OHHH I'VE GOT A WOMAN NOW *WOMAN ENDS AND A HUGE EXPLODING OF MUSICAL EPRUPS FROK HIS GUITAR*

Noel: *PLAYS THE G NOTE*

Moni: FUCK *GERARD WAY SHOWS UP*

Gee: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

To be continued...

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