new roommate-phan texting au...

By vistalouis

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phil needs a new roommate and dan doesn't have a daddy kink. hailey© More

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By vistalouis

january 14, 12:30pm

philip renamed the group chat: ihayemyself

philip: I FELL DOEN THE STAIRS

jamieee🍑: ARE U OK AW

philip: fricking NO

philip: someone come help

pj☂️: AWWW B

philip: plspls someone come over to help me cough dan cough cOUGH

dan!: lol no

jamieee🍑: ME

pj☂️: wow dan ur mean

philip:

jamieee🍑: ME AGAIN

pj☂️: relatable 😫😫

philip: 😫™

dan!: pj the doorbell rang go fricking geT IT

pj☂️: fricking nO

dan!: PJ IT HAS RANG SEVEN TOMES WTF G O IM NOT GETTUNG UP

pj☂️: iM NOT GETTING IT U LAZY ASS HOE

dan!: bloody he l l

philip: i'm dying????

dan!: pj now they're just pressing the button repeatedly go get the door

jamieee🍑: this is gold

pj☂️: u get it fatass

dan!: kill yourself please 💞

pj☂️: 😭😭😭😊😊😊😊

philip: DYING

jamieee🍑: IS THE DORRBELL
STILL RINGING I

pj☂️: I THINK THEY LEFT LMAO

dan!: ur a fuc k i n g idiot

pj☂️: loVe u 2

philip: HDJDJWHW

jamieee🍑: FREINDSHIP GOALS 😎

pj☂️: tbh,,,, tru

dan!: our so called friendship goals make me wanna kms

philip: me too dan

pj☂️: SHOJLD I ADD CHRIS

dan!: mY BABY YE S

philip: babY?????

dan!: yE

pj☂️: jealous phil 😉😉

philip: pfFftt noO

jamieee🍑: yeah,,,, ok phil,,,,,,,,,

philip: ADD THIS CHRIS BOY I DONT CARE DMCHSK

pj☂️: ok ,,,honey

pj☂️ has added daddy😤 to the chat.

dan!: CHRIS MY DADDy

pj☂️: CHRISTOF THIS IS DANS BF PHIL AND HIS FRIEND JAMIE THEYRW NICE

dan!: friend**

philip: DAN IS MINE I STG

daddy😤: DAN BABBBYYYY

daddy😤: sup bitches what u up to

jamieee🍑: nice 2 meet u i'm gay

daddy😤: same boi 😫👌👌

philip: DAN IS STULL MJNE

dan!: wtf

daddy😤: dAN U HAVE A BOYFRIEND?? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK KYS WHY DIDNT U FUCKING TELL ME U ASSLHOLE

pj☂️: THEY AEENT ACTUALLY DATING CALM DOWN

pj☂️: unless,,,,, ;)

dan!: we aren't dating

jamieee🍑: mMhHmm

daddy😤: YEAH O K

philip: 😉😉😉😉😉😉

pj☂️: gEt mArried

philip: ;;;)))) im on it boy

jamieee🍑: phan is real

dan!: we aren't dating shut up

daddy😤: dan my baby calm down

philip: u sure about that danny ????? ;)

pj☂️: KAHDJS OTP OTP OTP ToOP OTP SOO

jamieee🍑: FRICJ YEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

daddy😤: so who tops lol

dan!: i'm not dating phil okay can y'all fucking stop already

philip: um

pj☂️: shHh daN it is ok

jamieee🍑: yeAh what's so bad about 'dating' phil lmao

jamieee🍑: i see nothing wrong tbh ;;)))

philip: oh? ;;;)))))

daddy😤: GAY

pj☂️: me

philip: SAME

dan!: gtg bye

jamieee🍑: bye 👋🏽

philip: bye dan ily!

dan!: yeah bye

pj☂️: BYE DANNYYYY

dan has left the group chat.

daddy😤: BYE BABY

daddy😤: oh rip ?

jamieee🍑: tf was his problem lol

philip: idk :(

philip: pj is he @ home w u???

pj☂️: he's home but i'm at lunch rn so,,,

philip: will u message him for me

daddy😤: i will 2

philip: THANKS

pj☂️: I WILL

jamieee🍑: brb kiddos!!!!!!

philip: ok!!! i'm gonna go shower bYE

daddy😤: BYE U GUYS THABKS FOR TALKJING TO ME

jamieee🍑: bye dad ;))

pj☂️: BYE BABES SHDHSJ

i hate jamie

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