The Book Of Comebacks

This is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book...

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Part 10

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By Dani_Williams_

Random ones this time I guess?

1) If you're going to be a smartass, at least be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass.

2) Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

3) I seriously can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

4) If you're waiting for me to care, you should pack some food. It's gonna be a while.

5) Me: No, I don't hate you! I just simply couldn't be less excited about your existence.

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