Secrets from a Church Basemen...

By BloodDrifter

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God won't save your life. But this book might. So says Fresco Ayers, a scientist struggling to save his daugh... More

Introduction
Insanity Will Be My First Defense
Your Senses Require No Apology
Earless Rabbits and "A Gift from Lucy"
Confusion, Catharsis, and Emotional Cannibalism
Kiss My Rumpus Detective Studefrummtice!
Innocent Sinners Have More Fun
Can a Priest Be a Devil?
Blood Bubble Impedes Man of the Cloth
Unforgettable Ignorance
The Sun Giveth, but the Son Taketh Away
Churchy Chitchat Really Chafes
An Unexpected Ally: Everything's About to Change
Desperation Is a Cardinal Mistake
A Prayer for the Overwhelmed
Circular Clues Like This Can't Lead to Heaven
This Conversation Hurt Like Hell
Packing for the Vatican
Dead and Back Again
The Bells That Have Me By the Balls
A Fountain of Youth (If You Can Stand the Aftertaste)
The Echoes of a Blank Mind
A Real Crap Shoot
To Be a Fool
Beautiful Fear and a Spook Most Near
Utopia, Never
Nails in the Water
God Is...
Dry Hints and a Sobering Hostage Crisis
Godless Whispers: Monster Sex Part Deux
If a Pill Is to Swallow...
Cacophony in My Closet, Darkness in My Head
A Thing That Cannot Be
Stuffed Apostle of a Coming Resurrection
Easter Morning Terror
The Silence Provokes
Love in Chains
Adam's Rabbits on the March
The Godawful Rhyme That Ate Mother Goose
Failed Alchemy of a Phony Heathen?
Left for Dread
That Piper's Gonna Pay!
Into the Closet, Out of My Mind
Apology for the Coming Attractions
A Warning From the Candy Man
Righteous Anticipation
The Best Laid Plans
A Sermon to Make You Gag
Poisoned by Wanderlust
Madness in the Afterglow
The Ritual of Rats, Bats, and Three-Eyed Cats
Cynical Sentiments and Sacred Centipedes
A Killing?
Adrift
Hallowed Be Thy Quackery
Dr. Buttercup and the Coughing Creepers
Naked Exit by Man of the Cloth
The Sinner With the Marble Eye
An Untested Sermon
Cult of 1
Be With Me
The Bad Man Rises
Crazier Than Cornbread?
The Tragic Amusement of Scurrying Albinos
Grace Behind the Flames
A Miracle Swimming in Black
Interview With a Basement Butterfly
Strawberry Milkshake Exorcism
22 Silent Sundays

Monster Sex and Fire in the Confessional

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By BloodDrifter

Monster Sex and Fire in the Confessional

What a morning. What a week. Until these past few days, I'd never experienced extreme horror and euphoria simultaneously. My brain is out of control. It's great. To quote James Brown, "I feel good!"

I don't know where to begin. Man, the world needs this.

Sunday service: I'm sweeping the entry to the church and listening to the priest give his sermon about the false idols of our time (celebrities and such). It was good, I thought, except for the fact that everything he said could be equally applied to that ridiculous mythology he preaches. 

Anyway, as I'm watching the folks in the pews eat up his words, I happened to glance over to one of the confessional booths on the right. Smoke was seeping through the door cracks. I should have gone for a fire extinguisher, but I was mesmerized and having pleasing flashbacks from earlier in the week (more on that in a bit).

The smoke grew thicker, but nobody seemed to notice or care. The priest is talented that way.

The show picked up as everyone kneeled in their pews to be lead in prayer. 

"You are all on your own!" A young man was yelling from the second-story loft where they keep the organ and choir. He shouted it about three times before heavy rock music blasted through old speakers.

It was not the kind of soul tune I'm used to grooving to, but I found it had a nice charm. It was anthemic. It got me pumping my fist (when the priest wasn't looking). And I loved the lyrics: 

Just how deep do you believe?

Will you bite the hand that feeds?

Will you chew until it bleeds?

Can you get up off your knees?

Are you brave enough to see?

Do you want to change it?

I laughed until I cried as the parishioners stumbled over each other in a panic to escape their precious cathedral. By now, the fire was really raging.

I couldn't help but dance. The young man was singing loudly with the tune. "Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Will you stay down on your knees?"

When about half of the Sunday morning flock had fled, I got the opportunity to look up and see the dude who started the party. It was Adam.

Holy hell, I thought. As the music ended, he took a bow. Then he jumped. He landed on the priest. 

A few moments passed in silence punctuated by echoing coughs. I nearly fainted. But as I approached the believer and his former altar boy to see if they were hurt, emergency crews pushed me away. 

I walked outside, trying to understand what had just transpired. I didn't arrive at any conclusions. It was what it was, and I had fun. I know that should worry me, but it doesn't.

I'm far beyond normal now. I mean, really out there. On Wednesday, I had sex with a blood drifter. 

Yeah, it's true. She was amazing—a seductive, slinky, silky monster. The believers can have their silly rapture. I've got my own, courtesy of a red-skinned savage from a place I think I'd like to visit. If there are more like her there, it's where I must go.

She left behind another gift from Lucy. Lord knows how many more pieces there will be. 

I have a feeling this party is just getting started.

______________________

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