1) Him: I feel like a library card, since I've totally been checking you out!
> Did you notice that I'm a best seller? Currently unavailable.
2) Him: If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous.
> Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight.
3) Him: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
> Sorry, I don't have one, so why don't you just get lost?
4) Him: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
> Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.
5) Him: Feel my shirt. That is pure boyfriend material.
> It looks too clingy and hard to maintain. No thanks.