EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT MY HAIR.
Ok that's it, good day
12:57pm
Giraffe: bRENDON BOYD URIE
Giraffe: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF KNOCKING
Forehead: oh
Forehead: sorry
Forehead: knock knock, ok we're good
Giraffe: THAT STILL DOENST EXPLAIN WHY YOU JUST OPENED MY WINDOW AND DOVE IN
Geewhiz: Jesus Christ
Crankthatfrank: *yeesus Christ
Forehead: I was bored and I love you and know I'm hungry so I'm going to your kitchen
Giraffe: you just basically broke into my house cause your bored and hungry
Forehead: yep!
Tyjo: I mean, he walked straight into my house once cause he needed to use the bathroom
TroyeBolton: BRENDON
Forehead: YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
Forehead: oh Dallon
Giraffe: mhm
Forehead: why'd you take your pride flag down?
Giraffe: my mom told me to straighten up my room
Geewhiz: I need moment
Tyjo: I literally just closed my eyes and banged my head against the wall
Giraffe: hey! That was her reaction
godhatesmiles: because of that, Dallon is cancelled
Crybaby: ^^
Forehead: GUYS DALLON HAS GUSHERS
Tyjo: WAIT REALLY THOSE ARE MY SHIT
Forehead: HE HAS THOSE WALMART SMILEY FACE GUMMIES
Halsey: THOSE ARE S O G O O D
[edit: since everyone's confuzzled, this song is in the media]
Pattycakes: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
Pepewentz: PATRICK I TOLD YOU TO STOP
Tyjo: wait what
spookyjim: I'm so confused
Forehead: OH MY GOD YES
Jacksfilms: The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
Geewhiz: what is this
Forehead: And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Crankthatfrank: I'm extremely confused
Halsey: are y'all part of a cult without ME
Ben J.: Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Ben J. added ThomasSandals to the chat.
ThomasSandals: wait what's going on
ThomasSandals: OH MY GOD HAMILTON
ThomasSandals: Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Jacksfilms: Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait
Forehead: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick
Dodie!: And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Fronk: well that's just depressing
Pattycakes: Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide
Left him with nothin' but ruined pride, something new inside voice saying
Alex, you gotta fend for yourself
Jacksfilms: He started retreatin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf
Tyjo: I'm still confused
ThomasSandals: There would have been nothin' left to do for someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution
Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord
Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford
Scammin' for every book he can get his hands on
Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on the bow of a ship headed for a new land
In New York you can be a new man
Halsey: WELL DAMN
ThomasSandals: I don't apologize
Ben J.: In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can be a new man
Just you wait
Dodie!: Alexander Hamilton
We are waiting in the wings for you
Tyjo: this is the part I sort of know
Forehead: You could never back down
You never learned to take your time
Pattycakes: Oh, Alexander Hamilton
Jacksfilms: When America sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote your game?
The world will never be the same, oh
Ben. J.: The ship is in the harbor now
See if you can spot him
Dodie!: Another immigrant comin' up from the bottom
Forehead: His enemies destroyed his rep America forgot him
ThomasSandals: We fought with him
Pattycakes: Me, I died for him
Dodie!: Me, I trusted him
Jacksfilms: Me, I loved him
Forehead: And me, I'm the damn fool that shot him
Giraffe: oH shit
Geewhiz: *airhorns*
Ben J.: There's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait
Forehead: What's your name, man?
Jacksfilms: ALEXANDER HAMILTON
Tyjo: *applauds*
Forehead: I want to be on broadway
Giraffe: one day :))
ThomasSandals: I don't even know you guys, but I already love you