This one's a bit short, but oh well.
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Jacob reading aloud: If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.
Olive: What if it bites me and it dies?
Jacob: That means you're poisonous.
Enoch: What if it bites itself and I die?
Millard: That's voodoo.
Claire: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Jacob: That's correlation.
Emma: Not causation.
Hugh: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Ricky: That's kinky.
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- Gabby