I also got this one from tumblr and changed it up in a few areas!
*****
*phone rings *
*
Killer: I can see you.
Horace:
Killer:
Horace: Is my top hat sitting right?
*
Killer: I can see you.
Enoch:
Killer:
Enoch: Congrats, that's amazing. If I could be bothered, I would sarcastically clap for you, but I'm way to stunned to do that. I CAN SEE MYSELF AS WELL DUMBASS!
*
Killer: I can see you.
Jacob:
Killer:
Jacob: Welcome. The person you tried to call is on their way to the other side of the world right now. Please try again later.
*
Killer: I can see you.
Hugh:
Killer:
Hugh: Sorry I've already have a wonderful girlfriend, I can't have two.
*
Killer: I can see you.
Millard:
Killer:
Millard: Well... this going to be one interesting conversation isn't it, my friend.
*
Killer: I can see you.
Victor:
Killer:
Victor: *Cracks knuckles* So, when are you coming around, buddy?
*
Killer: I can see you.
Olive:
Killer:
Olive: *Franticly looks around for killer*
*
Killer: I can see you.
Claire:
Killer:
Claire: *Starts crying*
*
Killer: I can see you.
Fiona:
Killer:
Fiona: *Starts speaking Irish*
*
Killer: I can see you.
Bronwyn:
Killer:
Bronwyn: I will smash your head in with a huge rock. I advise you to stay away.
*
Killer: I can see you.
Emma:
Killer:
Emma: I WILL MELT YOUR STUPID KILLER FACE OFF!!!!!
*
Killer: I can see you.
Miss P:
Killer:
Miss P: *Gathers children up and locks them in a room*
VOUS LISEZ
MPHFPC one-shots and stuff
FanfictionThis my first ever book so be 100% honest with we- Is it good or not? Anyway read it and tell me what you think. Thanks Gabbbbbbbbbbbby. P.s -You can send me reqests about anything related to MPHFPC :D P.s.s or P.p.s- All character rights are to Ra...
