They say: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get". But that's completely untrue; I say: "Life is like a jar of jalapeños, what you do today can bite your butt tomorrow."
Jokebook
By Wolf2590
#899 in Humor, August 20th, 2017 *WARNING: Before you start reading, make sure your safety belt is soundly se... More