Gods, Demigods, and Facebook

By windswept-

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Gods Demigods and Facebook
Author's Note | New Update Schedule and Other Info
Welcome to Facebook
Join the Club and a New Girl?
Leo(na)'s New Ships
Because This Is What Happens When An Author Has Writer's Block
Breaking Leo
Because Magic-8 Balls Are Totally Magic
Percabeth Overload and Siblings Making Up
Story Time with Annie
Story Time with Annie Part Two
Come to the Dark Side... We Have Kylo Ren
Facebook Games and Ego Checks
The Stuffed Panda Told Me So
You Smirk More Than Draco Malfoy
Reading the Books and All the Drama From That
Disney, Questions, and an OOC Zeus
More Questions, Fanfictions, and Immortality
Riptide, Cribs, and Ratings
Just a Series of Percabeth Moments and Maybe Some Harry Potter
When Boredom Strikes
Baby Stories with Sally
McDonald's With Nico
Life Lessons for the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood
A Dog Named Spot, Annoying Habits, and Call Me Maybe Renditions
More Awkward Moments with Nico
5SOS and Problems With Frazel
Delete the Underlined Portion
Accidental Turkey Pardons, Not So Great Memories, and Finger Painting
Perluke: A New Slash Ship Due to Zero Sleep
Coffee, Cake Pops, and Nico
This Is A Pen
Nico and Starbucks, A Sequel
Valentine's Day Special: The Beginning
Valentine's Day Special: The Return of Perluke
Breaking Handles and Game Night Grudges
We Will Now Interrupt The Games For A Much More Interesting Discussion
Note: Nico and Game Nights Do Not Mix
Those Dam Headcanons
Song References, Relationship Meddling, and Sneezes
Percy Being Stalked, Blue Food or Annabeth, and Craving Lettuce
Leo's Pick-Up Line Failures
Another Update After A Night Of No Sleep
Stress, Jokes, and Flying: The Usual
Of Cults And Religions
The Last Author's Note

Of Kit Kats and Pink Cupcakes (and Sass)

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By windswept-

Annabeth posted a status
Hey Percy, can you pick up kit kats?

Percy: Um, yeah, they're really light, so

Annabeth: ... I meant coming home from your mom's

Percy: Well I probably could, but I feel like this is a trick question because the last time I didn't drive with both hands...

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: Oh. My. Gods.

Percy: ... Um

Annabeth: I meant from the store Percy

Percy: Well they would weigh the same there-

Percy: Oh wait... right...

Annabeth: *sighs forever*

___

Drew posted a status
Ugh, what is all this ruckus!? It's interrupting my much needed ten hour beauty sleep!

Percy: Well you're certainly right when you say it's much needed

Annabeth: Percy!

Percy: ... Sorry

Annabeth: And...? Come on, just like we rehearsed

Percy: ... *sighs*

Percy: And I understand that there is a thin line between being funnily sassy and just being an asshole and that I may have just crossed it

Drew: Hmph *arms crossed, nose in the air, the entire thing*

Piper: Eh, I say you're just stating the facts

Piper: I think she might even need to shoot for twelve

___

Drew posted a status
*scowls* You dare insult me? You have no idea what I am capable of! I can make you do anything

Percy: Yeah, but I have Piper and Aphrodite (your own mother, may I add) on my side

Percy: So don't take it personally, but you're about as threatening as a cupcake

Percy: ... A very pink cupcake

Nico: ...

Nico: Is no one really going to say it?

*crickets chirp*

Everyone: ...

Nico: *sighs* Fine, I'll say it

Nico: A very Umbridgesque cupcake

Annabeth: DID YOU JUST-

fin.

___

(A/N): I'm really not sure what happened this chapter... I think I just really wanted cupcakes and kit kats. But can you blame me?

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