Your 5
Jeff the Killer
"Daddy what's sex?" Jeff did a double take and screeches.
"Where did you hear that?!"
"Oh Uncle BEN said he wanted to have sex with Jeff. Who's Jeff?"
Cue Jeff blushing like crazy.
BEN DROWNED
"What's sex?"
BEN freaked "Ah-see well, when a man loves a woman they-uh- HUG! Yes they hug!"
"Does that mean I can go hug DL?"
"NooOoOoOoOo!"
Slenderman
"Papa what's sex?"
"Child I dont ever want that word to come out of your mouth. I need to have a talk with Jeff ...again..." Slenderdad muttered.
Eyeless Jack
"What's sex-" "Its when a man sticks his d!ck in a girls vagina for pleasure." He said bluntly.
"EJ!" Everyone screemed. "Oh...whats a d!ck and vageena?"
"Its-"
"EJ SHUT UP!"
(Sorrynotsorry)