All I Need

By uni-porn

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confessions from a girl confused with life like a diary but about ME More

i need a handbook on life
duuuuuuude guess what
hoowhat
tag
BRO WATTPAD YOU NEED TO CHILL
celebrity lookalike hmu babe
THE GOOD GIRL'S BAD BOYS CULT
*groggily sighs* ART VERSION
.....the fcuk?
FLASH FICTION
tag tag taaAAGG
that small bit of victory anxiety
HCKDKDHEKXBSJS
psa: im old
my life is just so
this is slowly becoming just a tag book but i guess it still fits with the theme
and a song parody you'll never forget
in other news
Wattpad will never cease to amaze me
IM HAVING A MINI-MAXI CRISIS RIGHT NOW. (this is not a joke)
just the usual
Totally Important News
trolling on the Dork Diaries website Part 1
ok look it's another tag dangit liza
hhhahaha bi erasure
its making me want to die
OK THIS VOODOO BIBBITY BOBBITY BLACK MAGIC ALLEYWAY LOOKING SHIT
ladies and gentlemen... deloris van cartier is BACK

alright here we go with another tag

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By uni-porn

So IdabWhenTheMoonIsOut tagged me for this thing, and so now I'm doing it.


1. I hate sweets unless they're Oreo flavored in some way.

2. I also hate potato chips. And soup. And soggy foods.

3. I have yet to leave my country. *cues depressing music*

4. I'm younger thank you think I am. Just think of any age right now, and I'm younger.

5. I used to be a hardcore fan of pop music. Then Wattpad happened.

6. I don't know the lyrics to every P!ATD song and I constantly feel guilty for it

LET ALONE ANY OTHER BANDS I LISTEN TO-

7. I say I'm introverted, but I'm fairly social.

8. I lost my limited edition Shake It Up high tops. Kill me. (Oh also I love all things Disney even though it has been through much change)

9. yo mama

10. Dank memes are the only things that will prevent me from losing it every day due to a factor in my life that I can't run away from if I tried.

No, seriously.

11. Fangirls make me want to dip my head in active volcanoes. Even though I am one.

12. My conscience is more offensive than Onision.

13. I say that I watch all these aesthetically popular tv shows and I don't. There. I said it.

OK BYEEE pleas don't hold me captive for anything said in this chapter, I'm probably drunk. Totally. Hahahahahahah

Tags: Sir_Figglehorn
xX_Wondrer_Xx
coconxts
CakelynnCakeTV
Sideupsunny23
SacredSpace

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