Feng Mang

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Title: Feng Mang Author: 柴鸡蛋 (Chai Jidan) Genre: Modern, showbiz, fortune-telling, comedy, numberphile, sham... More

Character List
Regarding Spoiler
1 Earth Vital Energy
2 His flaw are countless
3 Standard "got hit even while lying down"
4 Numberphilia
5 God's reply!
6 How Important it is!
7 I Do Not Believe I Can't Catch You!
8 Sooner or Later I Will Be Popular
9 Sleepwalking!
10 Within 10 Days
11 Advantage Blessed by Heaven
12 Just You
13 Scum!
14 Who Set the Conditions?
15 This is an Absolute Disaster!
16 Leave
17 Changing Job
18 Very possible to be born
19 He is not a good thing!
20 Killing the ill-fated relationship today!
21 Repentance
22 Error
23 You can't speak too soon!
24 The First Degree Crime
25 Could Be Properly Nurtured
27 Doesn't resemble a Human Being!
28 One
29 That Position
30 What a pity!
31 Arrange ritual implementing spell.
32 Drinking
33 The Car Hit The Road Just Like That
34 Scary and Stupidly Adorable (Moe)
35 Number One Immortal in the Imperial Capital!
36 He is a normal guy
37 Chief Wang personally visiting civilian's homes
38 Steal Food
39 However strong you are, there is always someone stronger
40 Do You Really See Yourself As a Mouse?
41 However you want ~Will do however you want~
42 How Could You Bear It In Your Heart!
43 Ultimatum
44 Harmonious To The Point of Satirizing
45 A Subtle Relationship
46 Overnight
47 It's Difficult for a Lost-Money- instead-of-being-paid wife To Come Visit.
48 Spin a Cocoon Around Oneself
49 Pu--
50 Have His Wish Fulfilled
51 Formulate A Plan
52 Diametrically Opposite Situation
53 Call Him Over For Me!
54 Need A Spanking
55 Cool Dong Dong Is Acting Cute
56 How Could He Be Even More Twisted Than Me?
57 This Time, It's Safe [Revised Ver.]
58 Smile
59 Can You Stop Being Such a Man?
60 Pitiful Appearance
61 Evil Power
62 Subdue this Evildoer!
63 King of Endurance
64 From a Thief to a Delivery Man
65 I'll Personally Carry You
66 Gap
67 I Can Only Help You This Far
68 The Great Talented Han
69 This Is My Life root
70 Haircut

26 You A**hole!

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In the end, Liang Jing still lost the position as the head executive producer for this film.

Li Shang also changed from a single suite to the collective dormitory, although the treatment he received wasn't the same but his mood was much better than before. With roommates training together, life was not so dull and boring.

"After we talked it over with each other, we decided that your stage name will now be Li Tianbang. You were born in an artistic family, your grandpa was appointed as the president of the Chinese Art Association of America. At 10 years old you immigrated to the United States with your parents and graduated from the Yale Academy of Drama. And when you came to an art exhibition in China, you were picked by the executive producer Liang and signed with our company......"

Like Li Shang, the rest of the people had their own different packaging. In order to avoid future interchange between artists, their real background could only be exchanged in private. Like Li Shang's plastic surgery experience, it was even more forbidden.

"Starting from today, all of your communication devices will be replaced, you will use the number that the company custom-made for you, you have to block contact with all of your friends. We are doing so, in order to prevent any kind of harassment after your debut. Of course, once you have a new role and have the ability to communicate and shuffle cards (kind of like a metaphor for having power) inside the circle, I'll set you free."

Han Dong had been discharged for more than a week, he had called Li Shang countless times but no one answered the phone. Seeing that Ye Chenglin's marriage entered the countdown period, his account still had only a few pitiful hundred dollars.

"MD! I knew it, that kid is unreliable!"

(T/N: MD slang for Damn/F***)

Han Dong on one side cursed while on the other he didn't give up, usually when friends addressed each other as brother, and when one needed to borrow money, they all acted like a pretentious prick. Only Li Shang agreed to it if he didn't find him who else could he find?

Just as he was about to leave, Han Dong suddenly became aware of a serious problem, Li Shang was under a contract of Zhong Ding Entertainment, if he went looking for Li Shang now, would he not run into Wang Zhong Ding?

Han Dong calculated on his fingers, it was an ill omen!

(T/N: 掐指一算 = Another method to calculate fortune by using fingers)

No, I have to disguise myself, disguise myself.

Han Dong changed into an old, worn out uniform that had become a wiping cloth for feet followed by a pair of crotch pants that dropped 9 fen (3 cm) to his knees, exposing a pair of shiny cotton trousers underneath. He rubbed the corner of his mouth with waste oil and sprinkled cinder on his hair, there were seven moles on his cheeks, the moles even had a few hairs on them......He was afraid that he wasn't dirty enough and even rolled two laps on the ground, and afraid that he didn't have enough flavor, and put on some fly spray.

This evildoer just liked that and went out!

The result was obvious, Han Dong couldn't even get to the company's door.

Finally, the cold and stern security guard was wobbling as he carried his face over and begged him: "Big Brother! Can you stand a little farther away from me? The food I ate at lunch is about to climb over my throat!"

"......"

A car carrying a manager and trainees drove slowly toward the entrance, the assistant who was eating suddenly made an indecent gagging sound and then pointed awkwardly out of the car window, "F***, that man is really disgusting......"

Li Shang swept his eyes outside the car window and suddenly felt that this person looked a little familiar.

At the same time, Han Dong also saw him and hurried over to block the car.

"Hey, stop!"

Li Shang's roommate rolled down the window, as a result, because of the smell they had to close it again and could only ask from inside: "Who are you?"

Han Dong shouted: "Li Shang! I'm Han Dong! Come out quickly!"

The manager asked in a cold voice: "Li Tianbang, do you know this person?"

If it was the usual, Li Shang might even send Hand Dong a wink, but his current looks......Li Shang really didn't dare to even take another look.

"No, I don't."

Seeing the car drive away, Han Dong couldn't stand it and shouted curses.

"Li Shang, you a**hole!"

Just as he finished cursing, a car behind him honked with an ear-piercing noise.

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