Pickled Onions

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[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is witho... Xem Thêm

synopsis
character aesthetics
01 | organic pickles
02 | yesterday's girl
03 | all apologies
04 | wrong person
05 | five jars
06 | nicknames
07 | evil little jellyfish
08 | fluffy hair
09 | coffee addict
10 | fighting jaws
11 | mainstream stuff
12 | left on read
13 | in a pickle
14 | first step is acceptance
15 | remedial popcorn
16 | wins and losses
17 | good luck pickles
18 | the bins at ASDA
19 | crushing are we?
20 | puns, puns, puns
21 | counting stars
22 | last night
23 | ra ra rasputin
24 | no
25 | fictional bullets hurt
26 | lilo and oof
27 | oh the baby
28 | quitting the nicknames
30 | what if
31 | e
32 | nightmare solutions
33 | don't sweat it pickles
34 | lilo and stitch
35 | mr.mystery
36 | nonsensical teasing
37 | singing in the rain
38 | broken windows
39 | build a snowman?
40 | a trip down memory lane
41 | kind of busy
42 | got it bad
43 | italian genes
44 | paddington
A Q&A!
45 | symbol of love
46 | keeping in touch
47 | nothing! absolutely nothing!
48 | baby pickles
49 | spontaneous meetings
50 | dilemma?
51 | sarcasm levels
52 | surprise!
53 | booth seven
54 | spaghetti meatballs
55 | er...jay?
56 | cerys' café
57 | sorry
58 | service error
59 | prairie dogs
60 | loves, friends, grow up
61 | tiny little glory
62 | nail polish
epilogue
bonus | 01
bonus | 02
bonus | 03
bonus | 04
bonbons???

29 | cookies or muffins

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Jonah | Pickles

"HELLO. I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION."

"Ask away."

"Do I buy the cookies or the muffins?"

"How much are they?"

"A pound each."

"How much do you have?"

"Ten pounds."

"Are you choosing one to keep healthy?!?"

"Yes.. I might've pigged out yesterday."

"Buy both and then go for a run with your dog."

"Yeah... That's a smart idea! Thanks! Bye!"

"Bye!"

A/N: #82 in SS! Love you guys!
I did this in an airport waiting for my plane. Hehe. I won't be updating as frequently for the next month. There isn't WiFi and I have to REVISE during the holidays for a mock science test in September. For trilogy courses or something. Eh. I have to do it anyway so I'll be (trying to) revise.

Question: Cookies or Muffins?

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