A FOR ARTS!
you, meanhwi, saucelin, baejin, aera,
peehoon, shin ah
YOU:
remind me again why the hell a stampede of bulls came crashing in my house at 9am
MEANHWI:
because jinyoung wasn't home
YOU:
u could've called hiM??
BAEJIN:
sorry i was gonna make avocado toast this morning for breakfast but i forgot the avocado
BAEJIN:
so i went out to get some
BAEJIN:
i didn't know they were THAT dumb to not press the doorbell my sister was home
YOU:
avocado > arts project
BAEJIN:
avocado > everything else
YOU:
why the fu k is aera jumping on my bed
YOU:
but i ain't complaining tho she can jump on my bed anytime
SAUCELIN:
can i?
YOU:
are u aera? i don't think so chingoose
saucelin changed the group name to "CHA-CHINGOOSE"
AERA:
what is your mattress made of???
AERA:
iTs so soft and springy
YOU:
daehwi's hair and springs
MEANHWI:
uM i'm sorry i lose hair ok no need to rub it to my face
MEANHWI:
i get stressed when i see you guys that's why
MEANHWI:
why are we texting when we're literally right in front of each other
YOU:
talking to u thru text message is already a burden ion wanna see your face while i'm at it
PEEHOON:
the new ugli combo set on wendy's menu
SAUCELIN:
that's mean hyung
MEANHWI:
AW U SEE THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE GUANLIN
MEANHWI:
WOOJIN CAN SHUT UP
BAEJIN:
can i go get something to eat from the fridge
YOU:
do u really need to ask
YOU:
just don't take my expensive belgium chocolate thin mints
MEANHWI:
he's gone
AERA:
yeah like your brain
MEANHWI:
the slander
SAUCELIN:
can we order pizza again i'm hungry
YOU:
we just had mcdonalds what is your stomach maDe of
SAUCELIN:
um
YOU:
ok don't answer that brb gonna call
AERA:
no pineapples on mine please!
BAEJIN:
shin ah can u turn off despacito god damn it
SHIN AH:
i think u should despashutit before i slam your small head into the freezer
BAEJIN:
why u so pRESSED????
YOU:
okay i ordered 2 bbq and 3 aloha chicken pizzas
AERA:
BUT THERES PINEAPPLES ON THE PIZZA I SAID I DIDNT WANT PINEAPPLE
YOU:
that's the point
AERA:
y r u so mEan
AERA:
you're not daehwi
AERA:
is daehwi taking over yOUR BODY OH MG GOD SOEMOEN CALL THE COPS
SAUCELIN:
IM ON IT
BAEJIN:
NO GUANLIN SHES JOKING
PEEHOON:
meanhwi has a new disciple
PEEHOON:
meanjin
MEANHWI:
can he even reach my level of mean lol
MEANHWI:
hE CANT
MEANHWI:
sucka
YOU:
lmao punk ass bitch you can't even reach my waist and you want to get on MY level ?????? nexT
AERA:
K.O
BAEJIN:
kNock dOWN
MEANHWI:
IM LEAVING
SAUCELIN:
i suddenly love woojin hyung
YOU:
so u don't love me bEfore???
YOU:
i'm betrayed
PEEHOON:
no one likes a guy who wears a pink pyjamas with peaches on top to sleep
AERA:
i do jihoon
AERA:
i do
YOU:
can u hear me scream from the kitchen
AERA:
where can i get them @wooj
AERA:
i needa add it to my exclusive pajamas collection — embarrassing edition
BAEJIN:
why do u even have an embarrassing pyjamas collection
SHIN AH:
you're already an embarrassment yourself
AERA:
i'm sensing aera slander here gotta blast
YOU:
who the fUCK ATE MY BELGIUM CHOCOLATE THIN MINTS
YOU:
i'm gonna stomp u in with my ultraboosts
BAEJIN:
um why do i hear sirens
SAUCELIN:
um because you guys told me to call the cops?