Note - Rich is usually in italics unless it's a two-way conversation
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10:27
HEY FUCKERS
MY PHONE WENT OFF A COUPLE TIMES LAST NIGHT
THAT WAS PRETTY ANNOYING
HAVE SOME PAYBACK
10:42
Hello to you too
10:45
Omg
10:47
I swear to cereal I think you guys have some sort of mind link or smth
10:49
???
10:50
Like...telepathy?
10:51
Y e s
It's annoying
10:53
Sorry to...inconvenience you?
10:56
Here's a thought
It's like a goddamn married couple
10:58
Woah
Easy there
11:00
Why a married couple...?
11:01
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
It's like I talk to one of you
Bam
Summons the second
11:02
I
Lmfao
11:04
It's not like that
11:05
Yes it IS
Almost every time
I tell one person something
Next one knows five minutes later
11:10
Go figure
You'd think being best friends with someone they'd know a lot
11:13
Exactly, it's not that bad
11:15
Holy shit
11:16
What's the problem now
11:17
When was the wedding
Because the two of you
In sync
11:20
What...
11:21
I'm having a hard time understanding the issue too
11:24
Nvm
I'm done
11:25
?? Okay??
11:26
Then what was the point lmao
11:27
To make you THINK
Plus I've gotta catch a ride
11:29
He wants us to think?
11:30
Maybe we can try to understand him by thinking like him
Is that his goal?
11:34
Fuck off
See ya in hell
11:35
...
11:36
I think he meant school
11:39
...of course he meant school