Started: July 17th
My mom invited the pastor and her son to dinner yesterday.
Me: -eating quietly-
Pastor's Son: Yeah I love trying different foods from different cultures.
Mom: like what?
P.'s Son: like you know Kimchi that's good.
Mom: -looks dead at me- ah see Cara he likes your Korean food
Me: -in my head- it's not MY food
So everyone goes outside and its just me and the pastor left.
I'm scrolling on my phone and I see an Exo video. (Monster) so I decided to relive 2016 and watch it.
The Pastor is looking over my shoulder and she goes. "They can dance very well."
I Shake my head "they sure can"
Me: I'll introduce you to these guys
Pastor: I hope they are nothing like those Banyan Boys.
Me:....
Me: here is Suho!
Pastor:
Me: he is the leader. Next is-
Pastor: Is there any girl groups you know?
Me: well there's Hyuna
Pastor: oh good a young lady!
Pastor: oo she's very pretty!
Then she saw this.
Pastor:
#imscrewed
Pastor: so do you listen to anybody decent.
Me: OH YES HWASA! Let me just go through my camera roll.
She saw this and choked on her drink.
Pastor: so he has a gun....he's an Asian gangster....
Me: