WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY. We left all of you readers gnawing your nails at the rather weird and unfortunate point. We are sorry but we are back filled with, hopefully, DRAMA!
Shaz: Are you serious?
Uh yeah.
Shaz: Oh okay.
Sera: WE ARE BACK PEOPLE.
Jules: Yeah Cinnamon, we know.
Sera: Shut. Up.
Alright... Anyway, before a lover's tiff breaks out-
Sera: Wow. Very funny
I know. I'm hilarious! So, anyway, before a fight breaks out, we have two very important guests! Who do you think they are?
Sera: The pizza delivery guy?
No.
Jules: The car wash guy?
No.
Shaz: Hmm, is it a polar bear?
No.
Jules: Bring them in already!
Shaz: YEAH.
Teenagers are very impatient aren't they?
Sera: Depends on the situation I suppose but right now, defo.
Oh well. Dear readers, introducing the IRREPLACEABLE LITTLE DUO, JONAH AND ELENA!
Sera: Oh.
Jules: Budgies.
Shaz: I knew they'd come!
So my little crew, take a seat please! How are you feeling today?
Jonah: Good thanks Mr. Voiceover.
Elena: I'm great! What about you Invisible man?
Shaz: Ahh bless.
No one has actually asked that... I feel absolutely fabulous thank you little Elena!
Elena blushes and smiles.
Shaz: WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THEM. AWWW!
Jules: I have to admit, they're actually cute.
Sera: Yup. #jelenah!
Indeed but shall we ask the little onions some questions? So, Jonah!
Jonah: Sera, should I be scared?
Sera: No pumpkin, don't be!
Jonah: Okay! I'M READY!
Shaz: He reminds me of the young Eddie in the movie Eddie the Eagle.. Ah cute!
So little man, do you gel your hair?
Jonah: When necessary of course. My mum sometimes does it so that I look 'less scruffy' but gel's sticky and I don't like that.
Ahh cool but natural hair is always best! Elena, do you like gummy bears?
Elena: YEAH! I love them!!
I'll get you both a packet afterwards then! Jonah, what's your shampoo scent?
Jonah: I think it's like a pine-y scent. It's called Forest Bubbles and it has a picture of a bear on the front. I'm not sure though.
I should try it out! Ellie, what's your favourite type of sweet?
Elena: Hmm... Skittles?
Shaz: I'VE TASTED THE HEAVENS.
Elena: YEAH!
Skittles shower from everywhere.
Shaz: HOLY-
Elena: SKITTLES.
Jules: God, is that you?
No, it's just me. Unfortunately.
Jules: Oh.
Yeah... Jonah, we have a question and it is would you give the readers some Pickled Onions?
Jonah: I don't have any, I'm really sorry! If I ever do get some I'll make sure that you get some!
Shaz: He better grow up like this. Better not turn into a fu- playboy.
Sera: I know right.
I hope so too. He's too cute and innocent to be ruined. Will you hook u- WHAT NO. HE'S SEVEN! Moving on, how is Sera as a sister Jonah?
Jonah: She's really nice! She looks after me very well and sometimes, she gives me extra ice cream! She also has cool music!
Jules: She's cool...
Shaz: SOMEONE IS IN LOVE!
YES. THE SHIP. IT'S SAILING. THERE IS FINALLY WIND!
Sera and Jules go bright red. Again.
Shaz: *cough* Willow *cough*
Anyway, I see a question for Elena! So, why are you so cute?
Elena: I'm cute? I thought Steve the duck was cute! Steve is really fluffy and brushes against my hand when I give him bread. He always floats around waiting for me! We are best friends and once, I asked Jules whether I could give him a friendship bracelet but then Jules said he could get tangled so I gave him and extra slice of bread!
Aww! So that answers the question of whether Steve has been treating you good doesn't it! So, Jonah! Why are you so adorable?
Jonah: I'm adorable? Am I Sera?
Sera: Yup little bro. You're too adorable. He once made a little cotton nest for an ant 'in case it felt cold'. How sweet is that?
Shaz: AWWW. I used to hold funerals for squashed ants.
Sera and Jules turn to look at Shaz.
Shaz: Ya. I'm telling the truth.
Jules: That must've been... time consuming.
Shaz: Not really. I had a lot of time on my tiny little hands.
Jules: Right..
Jules.
Jules: Yes?
You're still weirder.
Jules: Right.
Shaz in a mock whisper : But that's what makes Sera love you.
Ha. Right Ellie! How is it to be the queen of ducks and could the readers join you?
Elena: I'M THE QUEEN OF DUCKS?! WHAT? STEVE, I LOVE YOU. THAT'S SO COOL. I GOT PROMOTED.
Gives duck queen crown to Elena while a duck walks on to stage.
Shaz: DUCK! Herondales were you at?
Jules: Is this Steve?
Elena: No, it's Gordon.
Sera: How does she tell them apart?
Jules: I actually don't know.
Gordon: Quack quack.
Elena: Oh.. To be queen, I must have a king.. Jonah?
Jonah: Yes?
Elena: Can you be my partner for this duck queen thing? It's because you're really nice and I can't choose one of them.
Jonah: Yep!
Shaz: Why not?
Elena: I really want them to be together and get married!
Shaz: SEE YOU IDIOTS. JUST KISS ALREADY.
Ahem.. This will be continued but Ellie, we heard you changed the lyrics of a popular song to fit your well tastes. Can you sing it for us?
Jules: She did?
Shaz: You should keep an eye on your sister. She's YOUR sister. Help her sometime.
Elena: Oh haha! Yeah..
The karaoke of Milkshake by Kelis starts playing.
Elena:
My lollipops bring all the ducks to the park.
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Quack right,
It's better than yours,
I can teach you [x2]
I know you want it
The thing that makes the lollipop what the ducks go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way they spin,
I think it's time .
Everyone claps and confetti pours down. Jonah hugs her. The duck gets a choke-free lollipop and leaves.
That was AMAZING! IT'S TIME FOR A JONAH QUESTION!! So, as a young man, how is your shower schedule?
Jonah: I like to shower twice a day. One in the morning, one before bed with my special bubbly shower foam.
Shaz: Grooming tips with Jonah!
Shaz and Jonah high five.
What type of cookies do you like best Elena?
Elena: Double chocolate chip ones!
Good choice! So, Elena and Jonah, how do you feel about each other? This has been a question that popped up once or twice.
Jonah: I really like Elena! She's nice because when we were backstage she shared her bag of cookies with me and she's a nice friend.
Elena: Aww! He's really sweet and we have great talks and he shared pizza with me! I like him a lot!
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Shaz is happy.
Wow guys! You're amazing! The little ones have made your minds up but now we have to move on to the older guys! So, to end this show off, how do you guys feel about each other?
Jules: I'll be honest. Sorry Cinnamon if you don't like it. I like Cinnamon a lot. Too much actually. Ever since we started talking, I slowly started to like her. Her funny jokes, her weird temperament and various other things. In short, I love her and everything about her. Take it or leave it Cinnamon.
Sera: I actually feel the same way about you. You were never giving up and you were sweet. You cheered me up when I was sad and you were just plain adorable. I love you Julian.
Shaz pulls Jonah and Elena towards her massive chair.
Shaz: YAHOO PEOPLE!
Jonah: I knew this was going to happen.
Elena: I know right!
Sera pecks Jules on the cheek and beams while Shaz, Elena and Jonah are hugging and giggling.
Well, this calls for the end of today's show! Thanking the Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte crew and author. Have a great day and good bye!
A/N: 'Tis the last chapter (I SWEAR) of ICDL. Thank you all for joining me on my first book's journey! I've got incredible support which made me write my second book, Pickled Onions! You lot are amazing and don't let anyone say you aren't. :) Once again thanks for staying till the end and have a great day!
-Shaz