Allysus: ya'll wanna go to a party?
Laur: mom.
Laur: i thought we agreed it isn't safe after last time.
Mila: YOU GOT LOCKED UP HAHA
Allysus: THAT WAS ONE TIME. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
Finah: OH REALLY?
Finah: TELL THAT TO THE ALLY THAT WENT OUT TO A PARTY A FEW YEARS AGO AND CAME BACK WITH A DIAMOND NECKLACE.
Finah: A DIAMOND NECKLACE, ALLY.
Finah: THAT IS. STEALING.
Allysus: I TOLD YOU I WAS LIKE 47% SURE SOMEONE GAVE IT TO ME WILLINGLY
ManiBear: that doesn't seem very certain
Laur: slow down, ally stole diamonds?
Allysus: I DID NOT
Allysus: SOMEONE G A V E IT TO ME.
Finah: yeah, but c o i n c i d e n t a l l y she doesn't remember a single thing about who gave it to her, when they gave it to her, how they gave it to her
Allysus: WE GET IT DINAH, YOU WANT ME TO GO TO PRISON
Finah: that is not what i'm saying, i'm saying YOU'RE NOT AS INNOCENT AS YOU MAKE YOURSELF OUT TO BE
Allysus: NEITHER ARE YOU
Finah: while that is very true, i would appreciate you not attacking me while i'm trying to attack you.
Allysus: u g h
Lauren: ally?
Allysus: WHAT
Laur: just don't go to the party, babe. come watch netflix with popcorn and cheap beer instead.
Allysus: .....fine
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