PEACHES / PWJ

By straykudz

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did you steal my noodles? woojin i swear, i'm gonna stomp you in with my ultraboosts. More

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A FOR ARTS!
you, daehwi, saucelin, baejin, aera,
jihoon, shin ah

JIHOON:
where's guanlin

YOU:
bathroom

JIHOON:
of course i know u dumbfuck i mean where thE HELL IS HE MY BLADDER IS ABOUT TO BLOW TF UP A TSUNAMI IS ABOUT TO COME

JIHOON:
my hand was up before his and mrs lee deadass let him go before me i feel discriminated

AERA:
TSUNAMI WARNING SOUNDS THE SIRENS EVACUATE THE PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A JOKE NOT A DRILL NOT A TSUNAMI EVACUATION PRACTICE ITS HAPPENING

AERA:
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

MEANHWI:
JSHSJMFOEHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU:
trust me, this will follow you your entire life tsunami boy

TSUNAMI BOI:
okay that wasn't what i mEANT

MEANHWI:
follow you your entire life you mean like this

AERA:
IM CACKLING

AERA:
LITERALLY

AERA:
the second last one is cute tho

BAEJIN:
She HAS TEARS IN HER EYES

YOU:
i will skin you @ daehwi

MEANHWI:
tRY ME

MEANHWI:
there's more tho hmu if you want more 😉

AERA:
yo catch me sliding into your dms

TSUNAMI BOI:
but in all seriousness, where tHE HELL IS LAIQUACKLIN

YOU:
he ordered mcdonalds

MEANHWI:
he better have ordered nuggets i'm cutting him if he didn't

AERA:
exactly daehwi-ssi the most accurate message i have ever read

BAEJIN:
how y'all get back your phones tho

YOU:
kang returned it after class

AERA:
thank god he did tho i would've cried a river without it

YOU:
will you cry a river if you didn't have me tho|

YOU:
will you cry a river if yo|

YOU:
will you cr|

YOU:
i make girls cry @ my visuals

BAEJIN:
oKAY HYUNG

AERA:
park myungsoo looks better than you what visuals?

YOU:
WOW THAT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY HURTFUL TO HEAR

AERA:
that was the whole point isjswjend

MEANHWI:
guanlin is bACK SHIN AH

MEANHWI:
he's passing it from the back door this smart boi

SHIN AH:
so, our delivery boy lai quacklin got 4 boxes of 9pc nuggets and 4 cokes

TSUNAMI BOI:
adios i'm off to release my tsunami

YOU:
tmi

AERA:
touch my iris

BAEJIN:
what wAs THAT

SAUCELIN:
what's an iris

SAUCELIN:
aera! i bought you a box all for yourself and i even told them to bring their special bbq sauce

AERA:
my boy you did well i love you

YOU:
i love you tOO AERA

SHIN AH:
me too aera now give me some of that sauce

BAEJIN:
y'all i can even smell the sauce from the very front of the class

BAEJIN:
don't get cAUGHT

SAUCELIN:
don't jinx it small face

AERA:
have i ever expressed my love for mcnuggets to you guys before?

BAEJIN:
no one wants to know

AERA:
shut up small face  i'm gonna do it anyways

AERA:
have you ever ate something so good that you immediately blast to the counter and get 93373 boxes more?

YOU:
yoUr p****

AERA:
my what

MEANHWI:
hyung catch this bLocc

TSUNAMI BOI:
i laughed and my pee splattered out

SHIN AH:
no one asked for this disgusting piece of information park

AERA:
anyways, back to the topic before i was RUDELY interrupted

AERA:
that's how i feel when i eat 3 dollar mcnuggets

AERA:

TSUNAMI BOI:
leave a box of nuggets for me i'm running back

SAUCELIN:
too late hyung i follow a first come first serve basis ✔️

YOU:
there's only 3 pieces left in ours

MEANHWI:
all mine tho

TSUNAMI BOI:
i hATE U GUYS I LIT JUST RUN BACK TO CLASS WHILE BUTTONING AND ZIPPING MY PANTS AND YALL TREAT ME LIKE THIS BEHIND MY BACK IM

TSUNAMI BOI:
hurt

SHIN AH:
nO ONE CARES DKDJESNDK

SHIN AH:
but i still have one left from my box so you better usain bolt into class before the nuggets have a swim into my intenstine 🙄

TSUNAMI BOI:
YO I LOVE U THX

BAEJIN:
bitCh whAt

AERA:
not when i'm sitting beside her lmao

TSUNAMI BOI:
touch my nugget i touch u

TSUNAMI BOI:
that sounded wrong but u get the idea

YOU:
it's either u leave the group or i kick u out the group u aera stealer 😤

YOU:
and nO i don't get the idea

SAUCELIN:
woojin is so obvious

SAUCELIN:
oh hyung is back

AERA:
aw cute! look at my fans protecting me

AERA:
JIHOON CANT RELATE 😩😩😩

AERA:
i should open a fancafe lmao

MEANHWI:
no one wants to be in your fancafe

YOU:
i do

AERA:
❤️❤️❤️

AERA:
you see meanwhile

AERA:
meanhwi*

AERA:
i'm just gonna set you to meanwhile my phone keeps autocorrecting it

BAEJIN:
mine too

BAEJIN:
my phone hates you too ugli

TSUNAMIBOI:
mine autocorrects his name to darken

TSUNAMI BOI:
basically explaining that it's dark like his future

MEANHWI:
i feel attacked

YOU:
wow that's a first it's going into my screenshot receipt album  lmao

YOU:
aera's ❤️❤️❤️ message too

MEANHWI:
yall ugly asf

SAUCELIN:
y u describing yourself

MEANHWI:
guanlin is mean

BAEJIN:
glad you noticed dimwit

BAEJIN:
i taught him well

YOU:
the person teaching our legendary quacklin how to throw shade is bae jinyoung

YOU:
WHERE IS HIS AWARD

TSUNAMI BOI:
it's so shady here

MEANHWI:
then get the fuKf out

SAUCELIN:
by the way hyungs

SAUCELIN:
what's a p**** ??

SAUCELIN:
i can only think of peach

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