Me: Guys! I've got a new game for you.
Turtle: Is it SwimmySwim? I love Swimmy-
Me: No.
Peril: Is it Kill-Already-Dead-Queen-Scarlet?
Me: No!
Winter: Does it involve killing NightWings? Present company inclu-
Me: Excluded, and NO.
Kinkajou: IS IT HIDE AND SEEK! HIDE AND SEEK! I-
Me: NO!!!!! LISTEN PEOPLE!
Qibli: You forgot the comma.
Me: Whatever. So the game is: Dare or-
Moon: Dare or Truth?
Me: No, Dare or Dare. Now we only have time for two. So the first one is from EpicShipper. It's for Winter.
Winter: Please don't let it be about Moon.
Me: Surprisingly, it isn't.
Winter: Good.
Me: It's about something even worse! Your father!
Winter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: 'Tap dance around your father singing "Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome".'
Qibli: OOOOOOOOOOO!
(5 minutes later)
Kinkajou: HOW DID IT- go...
(Winter passes out)
Me: Next one is for Qibli.
Qibli: Oh, camel farts.
Me: It's a truth, though this is Dare or Dare. From DarkstalkerIsEvil. 'Does Qibli have a fear of birds?' You know, because they poop on you and they're INVINCIBLE and Qibli's bro and sis have that bird medallion. Qibli? QIBLI?
(Qibli hides behind sand dune)