Spooky Booky

By durriza

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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you... More

Spooky Booky- Dedication
Vampires.. Vampires..
George
Who was she?
Zombie
A cannibal?
Watch out for the wall
Peeky Cannibal
Graveyard Saloon
Vampire's tea
Cannibal's dinner
Witch in bed
Benefits of dating a vampire
The Devil
Skeleton
Ghosts
One for me, one for you
Related Deaths
One fine day..
Bats
The old man
His wife
Mummy music
Werewolf
Exorcise
Owain
Guide
Knock Knock
Ghost's wife
Butler
Doctor Doctor
King and Queen
Imagine
Breakfast Moan-u
Butcher's shop
Black cat
Grandmother
I guess
Neck of time
Death sentence
Last note
Do it yourself
Attractive woman
Biting screws
Lawyer vs Vampire.
Werewolf's nose
Terror-firma
Where's the toilet?
Barman
The picture
Frankstein
A knight
Top 10 Psycho Pick Up Lines
Broom-mates
Cereal Killer
Knock Knock- Gargoyle
Funny witches
Coughin'
E-mail
Old bugger and his wife
Hello
Secret?
Odd
What?
A mental hospital
Flash is weak
Rolling eyes
Blood tests
Scrambled eggs
Haircut
You bit him?
Beethoven
In the car
Dracula
Undercover agent
Morden Day Vampires
Ghoul Limerick
Nothing to wear
Horror films
For readers =)
Headache
Hospital Bed sheets
Wizard
Two nuns vs a Vampire
Local bar
Waitress
Zombie's girlfriend
Real story
Team spirit
Dracula fan club
Hide and Seek Champion
Seven Seven seven
You ain't comin' up
The cemetery gates
New Years Massacre
Fear of the dead
Slap Slap Slap
No, I'm the boss!
Return of the frozen baby
Oh writers!
Park
Sneeze
Eyes
Maid
Straws
Baseball in heaven
Dead Rabbit
Working on the 4th husband
Ending it all
Parachute Jump
Bones
My dog don't bite
Unhappy
Blind Woman
The dog and the ball
Brown Suit
Contest
What not to say at a funeral
Calm skeletons
Unconcerned Widow
Two black eyes for a favor
Fences
Something cool
Lil Vamp
Three men in hell
Wee Hughie
Vampire's soup
That's why!
Poor grandfather
Twilight
Milk
Twilight fans
Organs
Full moon
Detective
Cannibal's bargain
What and where
Is it?
Subway
Dollars
Humans can lick too
Cursed doll
Mummies
No real vampires?
Casper
Little Jhonny
Flying saucers
Trouble dating
Bones
Clearly Cheating
Wrong number
It was his toe!
Two heads
A bit late
Keep digging
Miss Mary Mack
Dark Stanely
What is
It's time to say Good bye <3
ONCE UPON A GENIE

Undertaker

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By durriza

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster.

"Certainly maam, said the undertaker, but there was really no need to bring her with you."

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