Gods, Demigods, and Facebook

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Gods Demigods and Facebook
Author's Note | New Update Schedule and Other Info
Welcome to Facebook
Join the Club and a New Girl?
Leo(na)'s New Ships
Because This Is What Happens When An Author Has Writer's Block
Breaking Leo
Because Magic-8 Balls Are Totally Magic
Percabeth Overload and Siblings Making Up
Story Time with Annie
Story Time with Annie Part Two
Come to the Dark Side... We Have Kylo Ren
Facebook Games and Ego Checks
The Stuffed Panda Told Me So
You Smirk More Than Draco Malfoy
Reading the Books and All the Drama From That
Disney, Questions, and an OOC Zeus
More Questions, Fanfictions, and Immortality
Riptide, Cribs, and Ratings
Just a Series of Percabeth Moments and Maybe Some Harry Potter
When Boredom Strikes
Baby Stories with Sally
McDonald's With Nico
Life Lessons for the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood
A Dog Named Spot, Annoying Habits, and Call Me Maybe Renditions
More Awkward Moments with Nico
5SOS and Problems With Frazel
Delete the Underlined Portion
Accidental Turkey Pardons, Not So Great Memories, and Finger Painting
Perluke: A New Slash Ship Due to Zero Sleep
Coffee, Cake Pops, and Nico
This Is A Pen
Nico and Starbucks, A Sequel
Valentine's Day Special: The Beginning
Valentine's Day Special: The Return of Perluke
Breaking Handles and Game Night Grudges
We Will Now Interrupt The Games For A Much More Interesting Discussion
Note: Nico and Game Nights Do Not Mix
Those Dam Headcanons
Percy Being Stalked, Blue Food or Annabeth, and Craving Lettuce
Of Kit Kats and Pink Cupcakes (and Sass)
Leo's Pick-Up Line Failures
Another Update After A Night Of No Sleep
Stress, Jokes, and Flying: The Usual
Of Cults And Religions
The Last Author's Note

Song References, Relationship Meddling, and Sneezes

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By windswept-

Percy posted a status
Hey... Frank?

Frank: Yeah Percy?

Percy: You're a... shape shifter... right?

Frank: Yeah... Why?

Percy: Well, I was just wondering... Whatdoesthefoxsay?

Frank: *blinks* Um, what?

Percy: I said... What does the fox say?

Leo: WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!?!?

Leo: *applauds* Someone give this guy an award.

Jason: That's actually a great idea! Now the world shall know, what the fox really says!

Frank: *looks blankly* Uhhh, I never bothered to check....

Percy: Well? Check now!

Frank: *hold hands up* Okay, okay!

___

Percy posted a status
I'm waitinggggg

Jason and Leo like this

Frank: Ummm, I'm not exactly sure how to spell it...

Leo: Dammit Frank! Just tell us already!

Frank: *holds hands up... again* Alright, alright! Meet me in the forest borders.

Annabeth: Guys, it's called a "yip"

Percy: Well maybe we want to actually hear it

Percy has logged off

Nico has logged off

Jason has logged off

Frank has logged off

Thalia: *shakes head* Boys...

___

Hazel posted a status
Wait, so if you don't age... You just never grow up? With Thalia

Thalia: Yeah, basically

Leo: YOU CAN JOIN PETER PAN AND THE LOST BOYS AT NEVER LAND!

Thalia: ...

Aphrodite: Why would she spend her immortality with boys when swearing them off is the only reason she is immortal?

Thalia: Yeah... exactly...

Aphrodite: SO I GUESS YOU WON'T BE IMMORTAL FOREVER SORRY

Thalia: Wait wha-

Aphrodite: Ugh, I can't wait to watch your internal struggle as you battle between forbidden love and immortality

Thalia: You know I didn't join the Hunters for immortality ri-

Aphrodite: Oh, it's just so romantic

Thalia: Remember when you said you would stop meddling with my love life after Apollo?

Aphrodite: ...

Aphrodite: No, that doesn't sound like me at all

Leo: WAIT I GOT ANOTHER SONG REFERENCE

Thalia: I give up

___

Leo posted a status
HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP!!!

Percy: SINGING RADIOHEAD AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS

Piper: WITH THE BOOM BOX BLARING AS WE'RE FALLING IN LOVE- of course I'd get that part

Dakota: GOT A BOTTLE OF KOOL-AID, BUT IT'S GETTING US DRUNK!

Leo: SINGING HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP!

Annabeth: Oh my gods, why are you so hyper?

Leo: I'm like a sneeze. I can't be contained.

fin.

___

(A/N): Brb, saving that response forever so I can use it in the future. Bonus chapters are back! But it will start after the next update as I am on vacation for the next ten days. I actually wrote this on the airplane. Well, revised since I'm just rewriting some parts. Okay, the plane's descending now qand I'm getting nauseous so bye!

Goals: 385k reads, 6.2 votes

-Elizabeth

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